I don’t know about you guys but CodeRed and Nimda caused one hell of a headache. I’d be inclined to demand the heads of every administrator who had an infected server under their control. I have four or five machines and none of them were affected – then again NONE of them run Winblows.
Exercise: Every time you have to say “Windows” in relation to an operating system, substitute it with “legacy Windows”.
Exercise: Any time someone relates a story about IIS, look at them incredulously and ask “Are you still running that?”