Worst Videographer in the World

January 6th, 2009

As most will know, I got married in August and had a bit of a scare when the videographer seemed to disappear off the face of the earth and only got back to us two weeks before the wedding (after several months of emailing).

Little did I know this was the start of the bother.

It took months for us to get even the first cut of the video post-wedding - and this was after a fairy story about having it posted to the wrong address (we checked the address he sent it to, they hadn’t received it). When we got the first cut, we were stunned to find the grainy picture, poor lighting and terrible sound. Now - I understand that a wedding is not going to be a studio but I would expect that we’d be able to, for example, hear the vows or most of the speeches or that the best mans speech wouldn’t be cut off just before one of the punchlines?

Next, the promise of two video cameras was not realised which meant that during the marriage vows, we can’t even see my face. Just one camera so we have a fetching view of the back of my head.

In all, the experience was less than negative - it was complete disaster. It’s taken us five months now and we’ve just given up and asked for the original footage because, to be honest, unless the footage itself is complete dross, my dog could do a better job of editing it. We sent an email requesting the tapes to be sent special delivery.

Your wedding day is meant to be the happiest day of your life and we were meant to receive:

Your day captured and presented in beautiful display cases with five copies to give out to friends and family.

  • All the shots from your big day.
  • 5 DVDs.
  • Attractive display cases.

We paid extra for him to film the bride getting ready at the house but he was late so only got the bride leaving for the church.

This is what we got in the post.

So, I’d wholly recommend that everyone avoid Mark Gillespie as a videographer for your wedding. He’s slow, unreliable, belligerent and even though he was paid in advance, treated us like second class citizens. We were subject to his whims. A thorough lack of professionalism throughout his work.

He writes:

Whilst considering which Wedding Videography company to go for, you have not only to consider quality but budget and style. This is why we believe that our wedding dvd packages are, and shall remain, highly competitive and flexible enough to incorporate any ideas you may have for the day. Our process fully involves you, from the very start, in the layout of the final production – from visual effects to background music.

Absolute lies.

He continues:

We use two Sony HVR-Z1 Cameras. From Sony’s professional camcorder range the HVR-Z1 records stunning picture quality in standard DVD video format or in the latest high definition.

Again, more lies. He used one camera and there’s no way anything was recording in DVD quality, never mind high definition. The sound was apparently from Sennheiser microphones? Maybe if they were buried under the carpet?

It just goes to show that having a nice web site doesn’t guarantee quality especially when the web site says:

Today wedding videographers are a penny a dozen with every Joe and his camcorder taking up the challenge, for a fee of course. That is why you need not only know that the videographer is experienced and competent, but that they use the latest equipment to ensure that your production is of the utmost quality.

The man is a charlatan and an idiot.

iBlogging

January 6th, 2009

image1767343407.jpgI was inspired by TheRonster to try out iBlogger after being faintly disappointed with the native Wordpress application.

The results are pretty encouraging though I’m not 100% sure that I like the editor - aren’t I a fussy bugger?

Anyway - testing out a link and photo.

Aha - links are listed at the bottom unless you hard code them and photos are at the top, again, unless hard-coded. Not bad. Will give it a go on the road tomorrow during Open Coffee.


Mobile Blogging from here.



Digital Circle

Looking East Across the Irish Sea….

January 5th, 2009

One of the opportunities for 38minutes and the whole ‘ning-based’ network is the shortening of these distances - isn’t that what the internet is all about (apparently it’s not just about porn and advertising).

When I look at a map, I like to draw a line circle from where I am to around 75 miles…

and I find myself wondering what is across the Irish Sea, what new counties and towns exist over here and is it simply the cost of the ferry which stops us working together more? I’m looking to look and learn, eastwards over towards Glasgow - what are my cousins over there doing?

Over the last twelve months I have been in Scotland twice - both times passing through - past the towns which, to me are simply legends of my heritage (apparently my family is from Annan) and having no real concept of the life and people who toil and live there. Even Glasgow, not much further from me than Dublin, is seemingly distant due to the tyranny of around 26 miles of sea.

So where should I ask? Here? What’s going on in Lochaber and Skye, in the Western Isles, Ayrshire, Dumfries and Galloway?

Is crowdsourcing fundamentally flawed?

January 3rd, 2009

Giles Bowkett wrote

When you build a system where you get points for the number of people who agree with you, you are building a popularity contest for ideas. However, your popularity contest for ideas will not be dominated by the people with the best ideas, but the people with the most time to spend on your web site.

Even if you didn’t know about the long tail, you’d look for the best ideas on Hacker News (for example) not in its top 10 but in its bottom 1000, because any reasonable person would expect this effect - that people who waste their own time have, in effect, more votes than people who value it - to elevate bad but popular ideas and irretrievably sink independent thinking. And you would be right. TechCrunch is frequently in HN’s top ten.

It also speaks poorly for crowdsourced ideas. People who put a lot of time into these things need to be ranked by authority in some way, but how do you verify the authority, how do you independently value someone’s time? And how do you tell that one person spending five minutes on a subject is worth considerably more than another spending five days? It’s the same effect, I think, that has made Sourceforge almost useless - projects get ranked by releases and activity which means little in a world where all projects are treated equal regardless of actual quality.

Then again, this is a world where a fart noise application makes someone a years salary in two weeks.

…over Christmas Eve and Christmas day, more than 58,000 people purchased a copy of iFart, netting him over $40,000 dollars in just two days.

It was initially released on December 12th…
In the two weeks following its release, it’s been downloaded 113,865 times, netting the creators $78,908 in the process. 78 grand is higher than the average income per capita for every country in the world - and this guy surpassed that in two weeks.

I guess this is why I had a meeting last week entitled “A Better iFart App” which was, in part, ironic and in part, totally serious. Someone out there is sitting on a goldmine idea which will net him or her thousands upon thousands times more than the actual monetary input (in terms of developer hours). It won’t see the iFund VC fund, it won’t enable someone to retire but it will mean that someone can spend two weeks building something and then spend the rest of the year trying to think of an interesting followup.

Crowds are stupid. Farts are funny. And because of this, we may find ourselves constantly disappointed by the world.