1st RULE: You do not talk about Norn Iron.
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about Norn Iron.
3rd RULE: If someone says “stop” or goes limp, taps out then oppress their civil rights.
4th RULE: Only two guys to a protest.
5th RULE: One fight at a time.
6th RULE: Taps aff.
7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to.
8th RULE: If you’re from Norn Iron, you HAVE to fight.
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