Amazon Kindle: eBooks done right?

I’m interested in seeing what Amazon has come up with, as scooped by Newsweek. We’ll see a lot more information tomorrow as the NDAs clear. It’s a paperback-sized eBook reader with a 167dpi screen (just slightly sharper than the iPhone and iPod touch), with a always-on internet connection and 30 hours of battery life. It … Continue reading “Amazon Kindle: eBooks done right?”

I’m interested in seeing what Amazon has come up with, as scooped by Newsweek. We’ll see a lot more information tomorrow as the NDAs clear.

It’s a paperback-sized eBook reader with a 167dpi screen (just slightly sharper than the iPhone and iPod touch), with a always-on internet connection and 30 hours of battery life.

It might be good. It might not.

[UPDATE: It looks like ass. Screen seems sharp enough but they’ve wrapped it in the skin of an old Apple II. Someone get Jeff Bezos over to Cupertino. Stat!]

Microsoft reviews the iPhone: “a lousy iPod”

Is it a qualification or essential criteria to be an idiot if you work in the higher echelons of Microsoft? From the NYTimes, J. Allard, chief of Microsoft’s competing Zune unit whines about the iPhone: It’s a lousy iPod. You can’t skip a track without looking at it. You can’t go running with the thing. … Continue reading “Microsoft reviews the iPhone: “a lousy iPod””

Is it a qualification or essential criteria to be an idiot if you work in the higher echelons of Microsoft?

From the NYTimes, J. Allard, chief of Microsoft’s competing Zune unit whines about the iPhone:

It’s a lousy iPod. You can’t skip a track without looking at it. You can’t go running with the thing. It is the first consumer product that has done browsing [on a cellphone] extremely well.

Actually J, if you double-click the little headphone switch on the iPhone, it forwards one track. You can do this with one hand. And no eyes.

I’d heard the one about not running with scissors but….can’t run with the iPhone?

Microsoft brings out two music players by themselves and they think they can comment? Apple has FIVE. Shuffle, Nano, Classic, Touch, iPhone. You’d have to be Golgafringian to not find one that fits your specific niche.

Wireless carriers kept Microsoft from making good phone software.

Er, right. Who stopped Microsoft from making good desktop software?

The fact is that there was nothing to copy. Microsoft did well with a GUI eventually by copying Apple. They build Windows mobile by copying themselves. Of course it was going to be a disaster. Don’t believe me? What do you get if you put a turd in a photocopier?

This is a plain cop-out.

We didn’t create the Zune because we were dying to get into the hardware business and take inventory risk. We felt we had to do it.

Because you’d tried killing the iPod with the “PlaysForSure” brand and that didn’t work. So you made a handheld that wasn’t compatible with “PlaysForSure” and screwed over your old partners.

See. That’s what happens when you base your lifeblood on Redmond. They screwed Creative, Napster, Yahoo, Real and dozens of other “partners” who bought the party line. Did they honestly think it would play out any differently? When Microsoft enters your market, best thing to do is change markets.

I think it’s funny that they’re not denying the possibility of entering the phone market with more than just software. Wanna bet?

Make hay while the sun shines, guys.

Microsoft has still declined to release the Zune outside the US. That’s because there’s no way anyone outside the US would actually buy it.

Windows was incredible. We got to create most of the magic and take none of the financial risk.

Are we meant to ADMIRE you for this? Going back to the earlier statement of why you couldn’t make good phone software? Who was stopping you from making Windows good? Was it simply that you didn’t have to because there were a million idiots who’d buy it anyway?

Playing all of you for fools.

Remember this is J Allard. Don’t know him?

One of these pictures was taken before he got to work on the cool stuff. Wanna bet they used Windows Live Search for “image consultant”.

Stop defection: using FUD and avoidance

The other mobile networks in the UK are shitting themselves. Fraser Speirs gives us an anecdote of the lies and FUD told by T-Mobile when he decided to ditch his contract and switch to an iPhone on O2. Firstly, there was a warning that “there are lots of problems with the iPhone”. What these “problems” … Continue reading “Stop defection: using FUD and avoidance”

The other mobile networks in the UK are shitting themselves.

Fraser Speirs gives us an anecdote of the lies and FUD told by T-Mobile when he decided to ditch his contract and switch to an iPhone on O2.

Firstly, there was a warning that “there are lots of problems with the iPhone”. What these “problems” were was left mostly unspecified, but I eventually extracted the claim that you “can’t send an email from the phone”. Then there was the claim that several features are “not compatible with O2’s network”.

and then there’s the rumour that Vodafone fought defections by switching off their customer services line:

Vodafone’s customer service line for customer cancellations is dead – it’s been dead since the iPhone’s launch last Friday. The helpful recorded message blames a “system fault” and kindly suggests that the customer call back later.

Whether you cre or not you could do worse than tuning into Stephen Fry’s blog where he tears strips off Philips for their technology missteps and then fawns over the iPhone a little bit more.

I’m still not sure, of course, whether her indoors’ boss actually bought one. I guess I’ll find out later.

Of course, Vodafone and T-Mobile could have tried something REALLY innovative like offering service plans that kicked O2’s butt? Or maybe cutting prices? But if the only think they can think of is just lying to their customers or avoiding their calls, then they deserve what they’re getting.

iPhone Belfast…

The iPhone is my favourite toy this week for sure. Tonight I’ll have owned it for one week and I’ve actually been surprised at how little data I’ve been using. O2 must be laughing all the way to the bank with this one. My Marware Sport-Grip case arrived today as well so I’ll have a … Continue reading “iPhone Belfast…”

The iPhone is my favourite toy this week for sure. Tonight I’ll have owned it for one week and I’ve actually been surprised at how little data I’ve been using. O2 must be laughing all the way to the bank with this one. My Marware Sport-Grip case arrived today as well so I’ll have a look at that tonight. Her indoors bought a Carphone Warehouse-branded similar silicone suit for hers and seems happy with it. She’s got mine at home and claims to prefer it so….I may never get it….

The BBC has a balanced review of the iPhone by Darren Waters. He highlights many of the shortcomings of the device (EDGE, 2 Mpixel camera, lack of wireless sync) while also taking into account some of the benefits.

My own opinions are well documented here and elsewhere. When her-indoors got her iPhone and took it into work there was a lot of ooh’ing and aah’ing and the most poignant response was from one of the seniors who would be described as a gadget guy who claimed to feel a little sick that she had a better phone than him (and better still, it worked with his iPod and Bluetooth car kit) which apparently was a rarity. Bets are on whether he’s already bought one.

People spot the iPhone in queues and crowds and it was a talking point in the pubs and clubs as well as in the queue outside the new H&M store in Belfast. One woman had obviously played with it a lot and was simultaneously dissatisfied with her own Blackberry, expressing remorse that she wasn’t getting an iPhone soon.

I’ve been very pleased with the iPhone in terms of network speed. 300kbps is fast enough for most web pages to load quickly and over on the new NiMUG site there’s a comments feed for people to post the speeds they are getting over WiFi and EDGE with the device.

I’m loving it.

Turns out O2 are having serious issues with activation…

Could be sometime in the next 24 hours to get sorted….or maybe longer. She’s not happy. [update: A nice lady from O2 called about 2 hours after we called their customer service number and sorted everything out. She is happy again. And loving her iPhone.] Related posts: H is for ipocrisy On having half a … Continue reading “Turns out O2 are having serious issues with activation…”

Could be sometime in the next 24 hours to get sorted….or maybe longer.

She’s not happy.

[update: A nice lady from O2 called about 2 hours after we called their customer service number and sorted everything out. She is happy again. And loving her iPhone.]

Yes, even more on the iPhone

As of lunchtime today we’re officially a 2-iPhone family. A quick visit to the O2 store and boom, we’re further swelling the coffers of O2 and Apple. We also had a look at accessories such as cases and came away somewhat disappointed. I’ve ordered a Marware black silicone Sport Grip for mine which is also … Continue reading “Yes, even more on the iPhone”

As of lunchtime today we’re officially a 2-iPhone family. A quick visit to the O2 store and boom, we’re further swelling the coffers of O2 and Apple. We also had a look at accessories such as cases and came away somewhat disappointed. I’ve ordered a Marware black silicone Sport Grip for mine which is also available in blue, pink and “kinda translucent”.

We’ve also ordered a green ifrogz Tadpole which is going to make my old iPod Video into a movie-playing handset for the wee boys in our life (and maybe the little girl too)

The guy who helped us in O2 was very chatty. He said the iPhone was a very solid seller despite the reports of it being a flop in the UK. He said that when the Sirocco and the Prada were released it was much the same. Small queue, but lots of people calling in afterwards to see if they had them. While we were there, we saw another two being sold so they’re shifting quick enough and every demo model had someone playing with it. He bemoaned the range of cases they had received, claiming there were much better ones out there (there are) and suggested we pop over to Carphone Warehouse which sported a different range and again, their demo models were all occupied. There were also plenty of headphone adapters, extra charging cables, extra base stands and suchlike though no sign of the elusive bluetooth headset.

According to O2 via the Mirror on Sunday:

Demand has exceeded our expectations and we believe it will be the fastest selling mobile ever,” a spokesperson for O2 said. “We’ve hundreds of thousands of devices to sell and we are extremely happy with how things have gone.” British newspaper The Times cites O2 CEO Peter Erskine, who calls the iPhone the fastest-selling device the company has ever seen, and claims that sales are already in the “tens of thousands” since the Friday launch. Two-thirds of these are said to be for new O2 subscribers.

She’s sitting in her office right now with her iPhone charging and waiting impatiently for hometime when we go home and activate it.

iPhone: battery, billing

Owning an iPhone is not without issues. There are some things which aren’t exactly as you’d expect. I’ve noticed a couple of bugs, had the handset crash on me once and will be putting these onto RADAR as soon as I get the chance.     Battery While the battery is streets ahead of my … Continue reading “iPhone: battery, billing”

Owning an iPhone is not without issues. There are some things which aren’t exactly as you’d expect. I’ve noticed a couple of bugs, had the handset crash on me once and will be putting these onto RADAR as soon as I get the chance.
 
 

Battery

While the battery is streets ahead of my K800i, it’s still needing recharged about every day. Reason being that I’m an incredibly heavy user of data and have aggressively set my email to check every 30 mins whether I’m on WiFi or EDGE/GPRS. This means the device is working all the time (considering I may be the type to compulsively check my email anyway and I get a LOT of email). And listening to music and watching movies really saps the battery quickly. Am I expecting too much? Probably.

In comparison, my K800i was out of charge around the same time despite the fact it was doing nothing at all in the same period. Standby the whole time.
 
 

Billing

O2 Bill this morning: £46.45
Tariff signed up for: £45

Reason for extra: Friday night. Billing was from 10th Nov.

*sigh*

You bought Leopard….

When Leopard was delayed early this year, a lot of my friends who use Windows took the opportunity to guffaw that the four month delay was equivalent to Vista’s five year delay. Pricks. The lot of them. Playing with an iPhone this weekend has made me realise where we’re going with operating system. The earlier … Continue reading “You bought Leopard….”

When Leopard was delayed early this year, a lot of my friends who use Windows took the opportunity to guffaw that the four month delay was equivalent to Vista’s five year delay.

Pricks. The lot of them.

Playing with an iPhone this weekend has made me realise where we’re going with operating system. The earlier realisation that Apple had “stuck NeXTStep on a phone” was one thing.

I’m pretty sure that Apple will charge iPhone users for a 2.0 software release is a second thing altogether. I bought Mac OS X 10.5 “Leopard”. Would I buy iPhone OS X 2.0?

My iPhone and my Mac are both running flavours of Leopard. In the next two years we’re going to see probably 12 dot updates to Leopard (10.5.1 is about to hit the streets) and we’re likely to see some updates to the iPhone software too, most notably in February when they’re about to release the SDK. These can be seen as maintenance updates much like the dot releases in Mac OS X. They tend to add minor functionality as well, but the major advances are left to pay upgrades.

I don’t remember ever paying for an upgrade for my Palm, Newton or mobile phone. But then the Newt didn’t even last a year before it was canned. The Palm Vx ended up in a drawer when I got my Sony Ericsson T39m and since then I’ve had a new mobile every year and never bothered upgrading any software. The ability to upgrade has never been advertised…

I did upgrade my Nokia N800 and I will again when OS2008 is released later this year. Nokia have stated they’re not expecting everyone to buy these devices as this is part of a strategy to build a platform rather than make a killing just yet.

From that point of view I think Nokia and Apple are the platforms to watch.

Obviously I’d rather not be charged for an OS upgrade for a phone, even a phone as sexy and capable as an iPhone, and I’d hope it was included in the monthly fees that Apple is gouging out of O2 (which in turn it gouges out of me).

The Irish Times covers the iPhone launch in Belfast

Some idiot gets quoted in the Irish Times: Third in the line was Matt Johnston, a 35-year-old self-confessed “computer geek” from Belfast. “A nice bit of kit,” he said, after buying the iPhone. Whatever about the quiet level of interest last night, this is the future, according to Johnston. “Look, in 10 years’ time having … Continue reading “The Irish Times covers the iPhone launch in Belfast”

Some idiot gets quoted in the Irish Times:

Third in the line was Matt Johnston, a 35-year-old self-confessed “computer geek” from Belfast. “A nice bit of kit,” he said, after buying the iPhone.

Whatever about the quiet level of interest last night, this is the future, according to Johnston.

“Look, in 10 years’ time having an iPhone will be the same as having a watch. You’ll look strange if you don’t have one.”

That’s a bit of paraphrasing. What I said was that if you don’t have a phone like an iPhone then you’ll look strange. That includes all sorts of smartphone obviously. As people in the UK are now considering SMS texts as part of their normal communication, in ten years we’ll all be connected…

The turnout was lukewarm in Belfast but it wasn’t bad chatting to the people there. You have to remember there’s 280 million people in the US and less than a quarter of that in the UK. And there’s only 1.5 million people in Northern Ireland. iPhone will sell in the hundreds or thousands in Northern Ireland, not the millions.

iPhone.

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Oh golly oh gosh oh wow…

Yes that’s my review.