Rocky Mountain Diarrhea Factory

As a parent, I’m sometimes disgusted at modern society. Not on is it unwise to let your children outside of the confines of your own home without supervision (whereas when I was growing up, it was fine) but for ‘insurance’ reasons it’s better to have a customer defecate over themselves in a diarrhetic emergency in … Continue reading “Rocky Mountain Diarrhea Factory”

As a parent, I’m sometimes disgusted at modern society. Not on is it unwise to let your children outside of the confines of your own home without supervision (whereas when I was growing up, it was fine) but for ‘insurance’ reasons it’s better to have a customer defecate over themselves in a diarrhetic emergency in your store than it is to let a 5 year old use the toilet.

This link to the Consumerist explains it all – asking why Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory of Bella Terra/Huntington Beach felt they had to do this to a small child. For sanitary reasons more than anything, it would make sense to me to let the child, under supervision from an adult, use the bathroom facilities. How many dollars would it add to the monthly insurance payment? How much bad PR has been generated for Rocky Mountain as a result of this.

This deserves to be a meme.

Overheard in the Café

Two middle-aged business types with their HP and Tosh laptops. And little piles of business cards. And filofaxes. MABT1: Here, a quarter of iPhone users switched from a Motorola Razr. MABT2: Well, it’s more for students. Yes, fair enough. That’s Business Logic. Related posts: MOT lawsuit validates Apple’s iPhone Four years for economic recovery? Powerbook … Continue reading “Overheard in the Café”

Two middle-aged business types with their HP and Tosh laptops. And little piles of business cards. And filofaxes.

MABT1: Here, a quarter of iPhone users switched from a Motorola Razr.
MABT2: Well, it’s more for students.

Yes, fair enough. That’s Business Logic.

Nokia open sourcing Symbian?

[From SMSTextNews] I didn’t see this one coming Espoo, Finland – Nokia today announced it has launched a cash offer to acquire all of the shares of Symbian Limited that Nokia does not already own, at a price of EUR 3.647 per share. The net cash outlay from Nokia to purchase the approximately 52% of … Continue reading “Nokia open sourcing Symbian?”

[From SMSTextNews]

I didn’t see this one coming

Espoo, Finland – Nokia today announced it has launched a cash offer to acquire all of the shares of Symbian Limited that Nokia does not already own, at a price of EUR 3.647 per share. The net cash outlay from Nokia to purchase the approximately 52% of Symbian Limited shares it does not already own will be approximately EUR 264 million

or this

London, UK – Nokia, Sony Ericsson, Motorola and NTT DOCOMO announced today their intent to unite Symbian OS(TM), S60, UIQ and MOAP(S) to create one open mobile software platform. Together with AT&T, LG Electronics, Samsung Electronics, STMicroelectronics, Texas Instruments and Vodafone they plan to establish the Symbian Foundation to extend the appeal of this unified software platform.

Contributions from Foundation members through open collaboration will be integrated to further enhance the platform. The Foundation will make selected components available as open source at launch. It will then work to establish the most complete mobile software offering available in open source. This will be made available over the next two years and is intended to be released under Eclipse Public License (EPL) 1.0.

This tells me two things.

  1. The providers are rattled by Apple’s iPhone and they want to have more control over the OS they run on their phones. Symbian has, for a long time, been derided as an also-ran in the embedded operating system market and damaged by the friction between licensees and their fracturing of the code base and interfaces.
  2. The providers are not convinced by Google’s Android. Android handsets were meant to be shipping in the second half of 2008 and we’re seeing maybe one or two providers that seem to be getting there. We’ve seen very little other than technology demos and it’s my gut feeling that there was a large amount of overpromise and underdeliver. As Android still doesn’t look as polished as iPhone did 6 months before introduction, we’re going to have to wait even longer.

Is making Symbian open source going to be enough? Over the last year, Apple has sold 6 million iPhones and a couple of million touch iPods. And they’re probably going to double that number over the summer. Nokia ships that many phones in a week. It’s a small percentage of the overall mobile market but like in the computer and MP3 player market, Apple is not going for the bargain basement £25 Pay-As-You-Go market but rather the market for premium phones.

It’s estimated that 1 billion phones will ship in 2008 and around 10% of them (100 million) will be smartphones. For Q4 2007, Symbian had 65% of the Smartphone market measured by operating system. Windows mobile was 12%, RIM 11 % and Apple a mere 7% (which, from nothing, is impressive). It’s expected that these figures will differ slightly by year end.

It was easy to make an analogy with the general computing market. Symbian was the big presence in the market, Apple was Apple as usual and the upstart Google was going to be the ‘Linux’ of the story. The lines, however, have been redrawn and Symbian being open source should benefit considerably from the media attention.

The mobile phone operating system war just got really interesting.

25/100 Books I Want to Write

Continuing my coverage of Chris Brogan’s 100 topics: Qabal Really one for the LateGaming site more than here but this is a book I’ve wanted to write, more than any other, for a decade. Qabal is a roleplaying game about magic and the occult in the modern day. It draws heavily from archetypes and tries … Continue reading “25/100 Books I Want to Write”

Continuing my coverage of Chris Brogan’s 100 topics:

Qabal
Really one for the LateGaming site more than here but this is a book I’ve wanted to write, more than any other, for a decade. Qabal is a roleplaying game about magic and the occult in the modern day. It draws heavily from archetypes and tries to update a mediaeval worldview for a modern one. Magic in the middle ages worked because people believed it did – pretty much the same these days. In this way, it’s kind of the ‘anti-Mage’.

Frontier
Another one for LateGaming , this RPG explores the things I loved about various science fiction. It incorporates aspects of Iain M. Banks ‘Culture’ novels, aspects of Star Trek (only the series’ that I liked) and explores themes of race, xenophobia, transhumanism, nostalgia and privilege. I’ve actually written a few pages of prose for this one. You never know. Maybe some day I’ll take a year off.

A poignant book about relationships and loss
Some of the books I’ve read (and, I suppose, films I have watched) which have affected me most have been about relationships and loss. For movies, P.S. I love you would be an excellent example, as would The Notebook. For dead tree, Anita Shreve’s “The Last Time They Met” left me feeling the lurch in my stomach as if the cabin in a plane hit an air pocket and plummetted hundreds of feet. Sometimes when I think of it, I’m still falling. I don’t have a copy of it right now, but I’ll buy it soon.

The Great Irish Novel
Slightly more difficult because I’ve never read one.

[Chris Brogan’s 100 topics]

Workplaces

I’ve never made secret my love of the concepts of ‘Going Bedouin’ or ‘Co-Working’. The difference between them is simple. Going Bedouin The principle of having your entire business on your back. Today you work in a coffee shop on Royal Avenue, tomorrow a coffee shop in Bradbury Place. And with 3G USB doohickeys being … Continue reading “Workplaces”

I’ve never made secret my love of the concepts of ‘Going Bedouin’ or ‘Co-Working’.

The difference between them is simple.

Going Bedouin

The principle of having your entire business on your back. Today you work in a coffee shop on Royal Avenue, tomorrow a coffee shop in Bradbury Place. And with 3G USB doohickeys being so cheap these days it seems that you don’t even need to find a WiFi-enabled cafe. Going Bedouin is going to be best for someone who has a relatively paper-free business due to the lack of printing facilities and they’d also be likely to stock up on extra batteries just in case their workplace of the day doesn’t have any convenient power points. Your expenses are going to be the amount of food and beverages that the coffee shop owner will expect you to buy in order to retain your seat. Some Bedouin workers have scorned the idea of ‘paying your way’ but it is an important part of the economy. If you don’t like it, shack up in a corner of the bus station or in another public space.

Co-Working

For the most part, this is about hiring a desk in a shared space. This is different to hiring a serviced office and sitting hidden in there knowing that the guy in the next office is working on something different. Shared spaces are all about getting the benefits of being in a busy office with less of the negatives. Candidates for co-working tend to be social people, people not irritated by the presence of others and people who might have worked for a big company before and missed the interaction at the water cooler or the photocopier when they went independent. Most co-workers will only use the shared space part-time due to other pressures in their lives. The Co-Work space should therefore be something of a refuge and it’s not conducive to have stressed-out, under-pressure individuals in your space (unless watching someone slowly implode really relaxes you). Co-Working is about relationships more than anything.

Excellence in workspace

An important point in changing your workstyle to add in Bedouin working or Co-Working is to make sure it provides an improvement.

The space you choose should fit in with the pattern of how you want to work. If you like working early in the morning or late at night, you’ll need to consider this (most half decent cafes in Belfast seem to close at 6). Consider your transport routes and, more importantly, your footwear. Consider that you may need to bring a coat of some sort even when the weather seems fine (and a warm sweater if you’re in Ireland).

For a Co-Working space, look at the other co-workers and make an attempt to be friends with them. Is the space tidy or well-kept? Do they have insurance? Or Alarm systems? What’s to stop someone walking in off the street? Do you feel comfortable leaving your equipment and content unattended? Do they have a lockup for your stuff when you’re out of the office? What ‘virtual office’ facilities do they have? Fax? Telephone? Receptionist? Do they have a kitchen? What about a breakout area for chat? Do the other co-workers have any odious habits? Does it smell fresh? Are the windows open? Is the carpet clean?

And when it’s restroom time – do you pack up your mobile office into your bag and disappear into the restroom to emerge later smelling faintly of cheap liquid soap? Do you leave it all out and hope that someone will look after your stuff?

Co-Working is all about relationships – do you trust these people?

Prerequisites

The first and most important element in considering Bedouin or CoWorking plans is whether or not you can make money – some businesses lend themselves naturally, while some do not. Services like Twitter give you a skewed perspective of work because there’s little visibility of time zones, business models and segregation. While you’re making your decisions, you can see that some people are re-installing their gaming machines or going for a walk, sitting in a coffee house drinking Americanos, giving talks or drumming in the park. You don’t see the work that they do because you’re always being updated by someone.

Another element that people don’t consider is outsourcing work that doesn’t bring direct value. Hire an accountant. Make sure your mail host and file server host are reliable. Make sure you have a reliable communications network with others in your team (if you are part of a team) because your team will need that interaction with you.

Ask yourself why you want to change your workstyle. Coffee is cheaper at home. Peace and quiet probably more achievable (unless there are kids involved). Talk through it with your partner at home as they may resent you changing from being a teleworker-at-home to a teleworker-in-cafe.

If you’re doing it, embrace it. Make the most of it and don’t be a wallflower.

Next Steps

I plan to talk more about possibilities in Co-Working over the next few days. I don’t know how much of my vision concurs with the vision of the individuals who make up the Co-Working Belfast group because I have some very specific ideas of what I want to see. I still have this business plan for ‘the new workspace’ which I wrote in 2006 and I think it deserves another crack of the whip.

Win, Lose or Draw

The iPhone may be the best phone I have ever used but it’s not for everyone. My own experience with phones draws from the phones I have owned and used myself as well as those I have been required to support. There’s been a progression, to my mind, from early Nokias to a Sony Ericsson … Continue reading “Win, Lose or Draw”

The iPhone may be the best phone I have ever used but it’s not for everyone.

My own experience with phones draws from the phones I have owned and used myself as well as those I have been required to support. There’s been a progression, to my mind, from early Nokias to a Sony Ericsson T39m, to a 610. Then to a Razr V3. Back to SonyEricsson for the K800i and lastly to iPhone. I only realise how much I like the iPhone when I am forced to use one of these other phones.

For me, iPhone is a combination of user interface, features and package. There will be better phones.

HerIndoors had a similar experience last night. When she was upgrading her phone last time round, I advised her to go for a Nokia e65. She likes Nokia phones anyway – but the e65 had a lot of extra features including a half decent web browser, 3G connectivity, WiFi, a SlingPlayer and MSN Messenger. But these things didn’t matter to her – she wanted a fashion phone and the e65 was also attractive. This also meant, when the iPhone came out, she had to have one – and this put her alongside Posh and the rest of the glitterati (but strangely not Carrie Bradshaw).

With the release of the 3G iPhone, the shine has gone from the iPhone somewhat and she dug out her old e65 and stole my N800 power adapter to give it a little juice. I arrived home to find the e65 on charge and her browsing through Nokia.com to look at the latest and greatest phone models (which would be the e66 and e71 – which are hidden in the bowels of europe.nokia.com).

While I continued to work on a client web site, I was witness to the following monologue.

I do like this phone. It feels like a phone. Not like a …flat thing held to your face.
Yay, it’s started up.
I don’t know how to get this going. I keep going into contacts or gallery. I don’t remember.
It’s very slow.
Look how slow that is to launch something.
Look, some of our old texts.
The camera on this phone is much better. It’s easier to hold it and press the button.
*click*
The iPhone is much faster.

There you have it. She has spoken.

We did dally on several web sites but were faintly disappointed to find that many of the iPhone killers were either delayed in development or simply obfuscatory about their capabilities (a review wherein the Samsung Instinct’s web browser gets ripped).

Finding a phone to replace iPhone is going to be tough but I’m sure she’ll be up for a white iPhone 3G in 3 weeks….

How’s the book coming along?

Tracy (No ‘e’) from SoulAmbition sent this link through on Twitter… Yeah. I need to work on that… Related posts: DE-clutter The Internet is not Outlook So who owns the data in your address book? Coder Dojo Bangor – book now.

Tracy (No ‘e’) from SoulAmbition sent this link through on Twitter…

Yeah. I need to work on that…

Really cool – MagCloud

“Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one.” — A.J. Liebling For any of us who have seriously thought about running a magazine, there is now MagCloud. Using print-on-demand (POD) technology, it allows you to create the magazine and then let them take care of printing and subscriptions. Any margin you … Continue reading “Really cool – MagCloud”

“Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one.”

— A.J. Liebling

For any of us who have seriously thought about running a magazine, there is now MagCloud. Using print-on-demand (POD) technology, it allows you to create the magazine and then let them take care of printing and subscriptions. Any margin you add goes straight into your Paypal account.

I seriously considered this a few years ago using traditional magazine models for a technology.lifestyle magazine which was being set up by a local journalist. It didn’t go anywhere at the time (even though I offered to write for free) and then I started blogging (and to be honest, my ‘free’ writing output just seems to go up and up).

There’s something to be said for dead-tree editions. With POD, they’re much less likely to be out of date and there’s something nice about dead-tree. I even considered writing some of my short games for LateGaming in a magazine format because of the costs and size of book you have to justify for the standard hardback.

Even just as a promotional vehicle, it lends itself well as it may not be as cheap as a 2000-copy print run, but just being able to order five of them (albeit at an incrementally higher unit cost) has serious advantages to the small operator.

So whether you want to launch your own magazine or whether you just want a single copy of “Northern Ireland Executive Business Professionals Journal” with a dynamic photo of yourself on the cover for the coffee table in order to impress visitors, MagCloud would seem to be a winner.

BarCamp WiFi Disaster

Okay, this one left me scratching my head. When I arrived at BarCamp, we were allocated two IP addresses on the QUB network and I set about using one of them to provide a public network and the other to provide a Private network for the Webcasts or whatever and to act as a failover. … Continue reading “BarCamp WiFi Disaster”

Okay, this one left me scratching my head.

When I arrived at BarCamp, we were allocated two IP addresses on the QUB network and I set about using one of them to provide a public network and the other to provide a Private network for the Webcasts or whatever and to act as a failover. Things were fine at first until people started to arrive. We might have had ten to fifteen laptops on the network when the WiFi just started playing up.

Using iStumbler, we determined that there was some sort of issue with the network. WiFi channels 1, 6 and 13 were stuffed with ambient traffic so we repositioned to avoid those and still we were getting this problem. In our WiFi network scans we were seeing multiple instances of our networks, though the second one was encrypted. Attempts to join our unencrypted networks would fail silently and the only stable network we could manage was the Ad-hoc one provided by my Macbook Pro – which not everyone could join (the Nokia N800s and Vista laptops mainly).

The theory went:

There was some sort of Trojan effect going on, either automatically or malevolently (and presumably from an attendee). When you put up a network, it would spawn a copy of the network which had a WiFi password. This would cause your attempts to join our network to fail – it was like it was jammed. If you put up an encrypted network, then you had a 50% chance of latching onto the wrong network and entering your WiFi password. This would make WiFi password harvesting to be very quick. They theory continued that the malevolent presence would then join your encrypted network using the harvested password details and start to sniff for passwords on the WiFi.

Bastard, eh?

I would really hate to think this was an attendee acting malevolently but then I’ve seen worse from humans. I wouldn’t be surprised if this was a trojan on someone’s machine because someone definitely had an unpatched Windows machine on the network, the “Free Public Wifi” ad-hoc network that appears nearly everywhere there’s a collection of Windows machines.

See

The puzzling phenomenon of seeing “Free Public Wi-Fi” that you can’t connect to when you’re searching for free public wi-fi has been solved. It’s “Microsoft Windows Silent Adhoc Network Advertisement.”
From a Nomad Research Centre Advisory:
This advisory documents an anomaly involving Microsoft’s Wireless Network Connection. If a laptop connects to an ad-hoc network it can later start beaconing the ad-hoc network’s SSID as its own ad-hoc network without the laptop owner’s knowledge. This can allow an attacker to attach to the laptop as a prelude to further attack.

Not recent and not unpatched. But there it was.

This post explains something else:

At Emerging Tech 4-5 years ago, someone had set up an ad hoc network with the same name as the real one. It was interfering with the real one, so the organizers repeatedly asked whoever had set up the ad hoc network to shut it down. The culprit turned out to be …. me. But I knew that I had not set up an ad hoc network, much less set one up and name it the same as the conference network. All I did was open my laptop and click on one of the ones that had the official conference name … which must have been an ad hoc network someone else set up. I then became the “carrier.” Ack.

That’s just brilliant. So it’s entirely possible that it wasn’t malevolent and wasn’t a clever Trojan/Worm but rather was just the way Windows works.

If this is the case, an extra special thanks to everyone who uses an unpatched version of Windows. I loved missing talks because I was troubleshooting why the WiFi was screwy.

BarCamp Belfast 08 mini review

Things that interested me most… Emma Persky’s Feature Recognition. Although challenged by being opposite Brian O’Neill’s freelancer talk (and let’s face it, what geek doesn’t dream of sticking it to the man and going ronin!). Best idea – move it to another time slot and that really worked I think. I thoroughly enjoyed it and … Continue reading “BarCamp Belfast 08 mini review”

Things that interested me most…

Emma Persky’s Feature Recognition. Although challenged by being opposite Brian O’Neill’s freelancer talk (and let’s face it, what geek doesn’t dream of sticking it to the man and going ronin!). Best idea – move it to another time slot and that really worked I think. I thoroughly enjoyed it and it gave me ideas for five, six, seven more applications that I don’t have the skill (yet) or the resources to build (again, yet). The possibilities with pattern recognition are fascinating and though this technology has been studied for a while, it takes a good demo to move it from ‘yeah, sure’ to ‘oh, that’s cool’. Good job Emma!

Tracy Dempseys Life Wheel/Spokes demo – I’d not really thought about my priorities that way. I have therefore resolved to work on the areas most deficient (quality time with my kids, general day to day job satisfaction) and not worry about the areas I’m happy with (how current I am with technology etc, money). The interesting thing is not thinking about how much effort you put into these things but how happy you are with the results. For those areas where I want more – I’m going to work on them with the theory that you get out what you put in. It’s funny, I’ve been results oriented (and passionate and loudmouthed about achieving them) for years in my ‘professional’ life.

Gerard McBreen’s Digital Circle. I wasn’t interested in the Adobe FLEX/AIR stuff anywhere near as much but Digital Circle is like a taster-for-10 of some ideas I’ve had for years (and the reason I tried to start Infurious). I’d still like Infurious to be a ‘publisher’ for a small group of developers but don’t know how to approach it just yet. I need to think on that but would encourage anyone creating any sort of digital content (software, eBook, movies, animations) to join Digital Circle.

And the rest?
All of the others were good though not especially relevant to me (Ruby scales? Whoodathunkit?) and next time round I’d like to hear Richard’s presentation on webcasting. Nick’s talk on the New Music Economy was an alternative path to my promotion of ‘1000 fans’ but as he said on the day – there isn’t just ‘one way’. As an homage to the existing model of music economy, I bought ‘Feel Good Lost’, by Broken Social Scene last night from iTunes after a short listen to a track during BarCamp. I’ve not bought much new music recently so that was nice.

Best Bits– conversations in the corridors and between talks – finding out how people got into their line of work, why they made their choices and also discovering some pleasant feedback on things I’ve done (or could be about to release). I do need to talk to Will King about his OpenGeo data but that can wait for a little bit. Mix that in with a little WiMax and you’ve got a spicy meatball!

Worst Bitsthe WiFi disaster. Something was definitely rotten in Kislev. I’m blogging about this concurrently but it flummoxed me and Paul Dundas and in the end to supply two rooms with intermittent WiFi, we ended up having to use three infrastructure access points and one ad-hoc access point. The latter was my laptop which effectively kept me from vegging out and using it which was probably a good thing.

Next steps?

OCC BBQ is on the 16th July down in Terryglass, County Tipperary (about 200 miles away from where I’m sitting as I type this). I’m driving down and will be sorting out some accommodation in the next day or so. Current thinking is to trip down on Tuesday afternoon (arriving before closing time at the pub), enjoy the BBQ throughout the Wednesday and then trip back on the Friday. That would mean two nights accommodation though.

I also want to continue that chat with Andy McMillan, Andrew Gribben and Matt Keenan about Co-working that we started right at the end when I was packing up. David Rice should also be involved but only if he can find a ‘first name twin’ like the rest of us. I’m joking, David. Mostly.

There was also some talk of doing another ‘event’ in six months? Maybe a TechLudd? (Go on, call it TechNorn or something). I’m up for helping get this going – I’d wanted to start an ‘Expo’ for tech companies for years!

Fabulous stuff today. My only regret was that I didn’t talk! I’m going to remedy that at OCC BBQ by the way as well as talking to some interesting people I’ve wanted to chat with for ages.