It’s a flippin’ bargain!

I like the idea of offering flat fee services but that’s because I’ve done it. For about two years we offered flat fee we’ll sort out your broadband woes which was designed to help people who had opted for wires-only broadband installations and found themselves out of their league. We were cheaper than most installers … Continue reading “It’s a flippin’ bargain!”

I like the idea of offering flat fee services but that’s because I’ve done it. For about two years we offered flat fee we’ll sort out your broadband woes which was designed to help people who had opted for wires-only broadband installations and found themselves out of their league. We were cheaper than most installers at the time (BT was £250 though you could argue down to £99) and we covered more. More than one computer? No problem. Want file sharing set up? No worries. Need to share a printer? Easy peasy.

Strangely enough the uptake wasn’t as high as we would have expected. I was speaking to someone recently who had ordered broadband more than 18 months previous and the installer had still not got round to getting them up and running. They had the kit, there was just no connection. There was no way to know if the problem was with the kit, the connection or PEBKAC because the individual was happy to wait (and yes, despite my offer to help, they’re still waiting).

Damien’s comments link to some other sites:

Unsupported

John Gruber of Daringfireball talks about unsupported hacking of the iPhone and the sense of entitlement people have. The point isn’t that you shouldn’t hack, or that you don’t have the right to do whatever you want with something you own. The point is that if you hack, you’re on your own. You can’t do … Continue reading “Unsupported”

John Gruber of Daringfireball talks about unsupported hacking of the iPhone and the sense of entitlement people have.

The point isn’t that you shouldn’t hack, or that you don’t have the right to do whatever you want with something you own. The point is that if you hack, you’re on your own. You can’t do unsupported things and expect to be supported for them just because you think these actions should be supported. It’s that simple.

John is right, though I believe that in the case of the iPhone, Apple should be offering a pay-for service for iBricks,. Not as a sort of We’ll sort it out, you rascals charge but something painful enough to make mom and pop think twice.

A friend of mine is keen on his Haxies and InputManagers. He runs a hacked version of the interface files so his menu bars and window decor looks very different to my own. He runs hacks here and there to configure the system exactly the way he wants it. And he complains bitterly of “graphic glitches” and moans that some windows don’t draw well.

I’ve gone through this debate with him several times. Remove the hacks and everything returns to normal so stop moaning. His defense – Apple should support his preferences. Let’s ignore the fact that as a mate of mine he’s getting a LOT of free IT support for his Mac from an Apple Certified techie.

It can’t be clearer. If you hack then you’re on your own.

This is abundantly clear to hackers. When we get some software, especially open source, and the futz around with the code inside, we know what we’re getting into. When we break something we don’t claim foul. The problem comes from individuals using the work of hackers to apply the hacks to their own machine and then crying foul when it breaks.

If you don’t have the knowledge to fix it, don’t break it. I mean, duh.

More on Jaiku-Google

Damien muses on the Google-Jaiku purchase. It’s a great jigsaw puzzle but flawed only in the way that Google tends to be a 85% company. They may have infinite money and a load of code-overbrains working for them but it seems to me that they do the first 85% and then…sit back and count the … Continue reading “More on Jaiku-Google”

Damien muses on the Google-Jaiku purchase. It’s a great jigsaw puzzle but flawed only in the way that Google tends to be a 85% company. They may have infinite money and a load of code-overbrains working for them but it seems to me that they do the first 85% and then…sit back and count the ad revenue. Why is Google Talk so unfinished? Why are maps updated so infrequently (my building isn’t even on the map and it’s been there at least 3 years)? Why has Orkut languished despite being the Google service that gets the most page views.

It seems that the overbrains at Google are either leaving things unfinished or they’ve yet to release their superplan. I’m voting for the former because I think their superplan is, ta-da, 85% complete. And like many superplans (Apple’s Pink, Taligent and Copland. The AIM Alliance’s CHRP. Palm’s Folio. Palm’s Be acquisition. Any deal with Microsoft that they don’t own you at the end.) they end up being a faerytale.

Damiens comments unintentionally riff off a load of crap I was talking about what I wanted in a phone.

If gPhone rather than iPhone does the trick, I still win. Go me!

Annoyances today…

Fraser Speirs writes about his general annoyance with Health and Safety: Please don’t go here. Please don’t do that. Please don’t leave your stuff here. Please don’t walk like that. Please don’t ride your bike. Please don’t use those kids’ shoes with the wheels on them. Don’t skateboard. Don’t run. Don’t put your rubbish here. … Continue reading “Annoyances today…”

Fraser Speirs writes about his general annoyance with Health and Safety:

Please don’t go here. Please don’t do that. Please don’t leave your stuff here. Please don’t walk like that. Please don’t ride your bike. Please don’t use those kids’ shoes with the wheels on them. Don’t skateboard. Don’t run. Don’t put your rubbish here. Don’t cross the road there. Don’t use your phone while climbing the stairs. Watch you don’t slip. Don’t leave your bag. Don’t pack a razor. Don’t fly with a big shampoo bottle.

This morning I heard the alarming headline that 95% of children have been a victim of crime!.

Wow.

70% of assaults on children do not get reported to the police

Now that is serious.

From the article on the BBC:

It refers mainly to low-level offences which took place in schools and playgrounds – 70% said they had been hit or kicked – and were unlikely to be reported to police.

Oh crap.

Am I being anti-alarmist here? Is it wrong to think that two four-year-olds pushing or hitting in the playground is not really what I would consider as crime? Does this make me an uncaring parent? My wee lad can be a bit of a tearaway and loves to wrestle. On Saturday at a local park, he waded in arms-flailing at two older kids who were picking on his step-brother-to-be. Does this make him a criminal?? A vicious vigilante?

I didn’t sign up for this world. Who’s responsible?

BBC: Entrepreneurs fear failure

The BBC News site has an article on Entrepreneurship and failure. Almost four in ten would-be entrepreneurs are too scared of failure to do anything about their business idea, a report suggests. …a third of those who wanted to set up a firm worried about the impact of the venture on their love life. Other … Continue reading “BBC: Entrepreneurs fear failure”

The BBC News site has an article on Entrepreneurship and failure.

Almost four in ten would-be entrepreneurs are too scared of failure to do anything about their business idea, a report suggests.

…a third of those who wanted to set up a firm worried about the impact of the venture on their love life.

Other concerns among those who had considered starting a business included the fear of becoming more aggressive (33%), of adding pressure to family life (25%) and of getting less sleep (32%).

I guess the fear of failure has a lot to do with the difference between someone who sits and thinks of ideas and someone who does something about them. That spirit is what sets entrepreneurs apart.

I don’t think any government steps will realistically increase the number of entrepreneurs we have though it would be nice to see more support from the government for the entrepreneurs we have.

I think I get less sleep and find now that around 10 am I get a real whoosh of “Holy Crap I’m tired” but it passes with a coffee and a short walk. I think it does add pressure to family life and affect your love life – especially when things are not going so well.

Family. Heroin. Aids. Death.

I spotted this link on Reddit I didn’t know where else to put it. I’m left with a sense of loss, of immense despair, an angry ennui with a world that accepts this. I’m angry with the man. How could he? What was he thinking? How can he do that? It makes me want to … Continue reading “Family. Heroin. Aids. Death.”

I spotted this link on Reddit

I didn’t know where else to put it.

I’m left with a sense of loss, of immense despair, an angry ennui with a world that accepts this. I’m angry with the man. How could he? What was he thinking? How can he do that?

It makes me want to shout out loud.

I’ve never taken drugs other than aspirin, paracetamol, codeine and ibuprofen – for when I had a headache. I don’t drink alcohol. I don’t smoke. When I used to go to nightclubs, apparently I was the only one not under the influence of something illegal. I ever saw any of this though I witnessed plenty of odd behaviour.

I don’t mind if my family and friends drink. I dislike it when they smoke. And when I hear about a friend taking illegal drugs it makes me feel a little sad inside. Someone once told me they had given up cocaine. What they had done was remove themselves from places were it was common. As it turns out, first opportunity, I’m told they had a blast. It means that now, when I’m the impromptu confessor for friends who reveal their hedonistic past, I feel a little detached from them.

I can’t help it.

Holy Crap. Google bought Jaiku!

In the big bad world of “Presence” there were two competitors. Twitter, which causes hundreds of people to exceed their text message allowances and Jaiku, the quieter, not quite so noisy runner up. Today, Google bought Jaiku! I’d read Scoble and dozens of others going on about these presence applications but never really knew where … Continue reading “Holy Crap. Google bought Jaiku!”

In the big bad world of “Presence” there were two competitors. Twitter, which causes hundreds of people to exceed their text message allowances and Jaiku, the quieter, not quite so noisy runner up.

Today, Google bought Jaiku!

I’d read Scoble and dozens of others going on about these presence applications but never really knew where to go from there. I mean, I don’t really get Facebook and I don’t think I know enough people who would care about my little online status.

Anyway, kudos to the Jaiku team.

Monkeys

You know that Monkeysphere post I made? Well, turns out there’s this thing called Dunbar’s Number (Wikipedia link) which basically says humans can only maintain social relationships with about 150 people which is directly related to the size of the neocortex. It’s interesting to apply that to modern social networking across the internet, via instant … Continue reading “Monkeys”

You know that Monkeysphere post I made? Well, turns out there’s this thing called Dunbar’s Number (Wikipedia link) which basically says humans can only maintain social relationships with about 150 people which is directly related to the size of the neocortex.

It’s interesting to apply that to modern social networking across the internet, via instant messenger services, social sites like Facebook and status-update sites like Twitter and Jaiku.

Usually maintaining these large groups is highly dependent on physical closeness. This is how tribes and villages formed. When this was extended to towns and cities, individuals would relate to their family and neighbourhoods. It was

But communication technology bridges the gap and so we have large groups forming outside of the usual intense environment and economic pressures.

During human society development, language replaced grooming as a way of expending less energy for maintaining the relationships (imagine if you had to groom 150 people) and I guess email/sms/facebook is the logical extension here. We’re expending less physical and emotional energy and more electricity to maintain friend lists of 250+ people.

The links above maintain that 150 is a theoretical maximum for stable community groups but spend time defining smaller groups. Some people work well in groups of 5-6. We can maintain team cohesion with around 12 people. More than this and a group becomes a mob. The dynamics of group cohesion and “working together” are fascinating especially when you apply these to other subjects like how to build a team in a corporate environment, how to maintain a clan in World of Warcraft and how many people to bring to your bachelor party or hen night.

Damien Mulley continues the meme with a thought-provoking post on social objects and how we’re moving to a broadcast medium for our life. It’s not that we’re losing our privacy, we’re throwing it out the door. We already wear our allegiances on our T-shirts, we broadcast our brands to the world, we join groups on social networking sites publicly and without restraint. We actually don’t seem to want privacy…

I’m going to read the news now so expect some vitriol about something-or-other in a while.

Digital Bedouin

“The infrastructure makes it possible for people to work where they want, when they want, how they want,” – Daniel Pink

“The infrastructure makes it possible for people to work where they want, when they want, how they want,”

– Daniel Pink “Free Agent Nation”

Back in March, Mike Elgan wrote a piece about being a Digital Bedouin. How laptop computers were powerful enough for you to ditch your desktop. How the time was right to start using mobile broadband. And to embrace Skype to enable you to be on the phone from everywhere if need be.

It’s still surprising the number of companies which don’t work this way. For example, outfitting your senior people with Blackberry devices and smartphones is not going to make them extra-productive overnight. It just means you can email them when they’re at the zoo with their kids.

I’m going to be back doing the Bedouin thing in the next couple of months. Keep in touch.

Working for $BIGCORP

Talking to Steve this morning. The prestige of working for $BIGCORP is akin to being proud that your rear-end virginity was taken by the biggest, baddest, meanest sonofabitch in the US Prison System. Related posts: 10 principles of good design What does your (ideal) co-working office look like? Design for Business Conference 2010 Co-Working guidelines.

Talking to Steve this morning.

The prestige of working for $BIGCORP is akin to being proud that your rear-end virginity was taken by the biggest, baddest, meanest sonofabitch in the US Prison System.