16/100 Empower Your Best Customers

In most cases, every customer is already empowered. They can choose whether or not to do business with you. In some cases, as in the case of a monopoly holding, a company may not have a choice about whether to do business with you. For example, any business operating in the late 90s would have … Continue reading “16/100 Empower Your Best Customers”

In most cases, every customer is already empowered. They can choose whether or not to do business with you. In some cases, as in the case of a monopoly holding, a company may not have a choice about whether to do business with you. For example, any business operating in the late 90s would have had to think long and hard without giving some money to Microsoft as their monopoly hold on the market was such that there were few realistic options. These days almost the opposite is true – giving money to Microsoft, especially considering their hash of a release of Windows Vista – is considered a sign of poor judgement. Yes, there are some businesses who will always depend on them, but for a greenfield site it’s not so clear. The writing was on the wall in 2002 when the Alpha Geeks started to move to Mac OS X, now that transition is almost complete. If you’re not running Mac OS X or Linux then you deserve a funny look. (Why do I lump Linux in there? Consider the Nokia N-series of Internet Tablets, the Chumby, the ASUS eee PC).

If you have customers you can then empower them further by giving them choices. Allow them to tailor your offering to their needs. Give them visibility of the options.

This is something we are developing currently for Mac-Sys. Customers will be able to look at their current status for every piece of work. They will be able to add hours, remove features, request additional support, change the terms of the contract and also view trends in their support needs so they can better estimate their IT budget for the coming year. Mac-Sys had previously tried to do this using open source software but nothing managed to fulfill the specific needs of their business. As a result, they brought in software developers to provide what they could not.

This sort of empowerment begs the question about why so many company web sites are so opaque. Okay – the Infurious web site is nothing to write home about because it’s currently being developed but we maintain a degree of transparency through the blog and through our dealings with contract clients.

That said, don’t just provide choices and think you are empowering the customer. Too much choice can be a much worse thing than too little – consider the problems Microsoft has experienced with the various SKUs and price points of Vista. In comparison, the XP Home and XP Pro SKUs were just about right. Separating these into six different products just meant they confused and segregated their market.

Pay attention to the desires of the people paying you more money. They’re valuing your services higher than others and don’t be afraid to go the extra yard for them. One client of ours told me last year that they deal with several very large companies as suppliers. Their own company is huge as well and the paperwork to get something simple done is often prohibitive. Therefore their client manager asks them to do it and charge it to them, with a premium, in their normal bill. The big client is happy. The smaller supplier has a little extra work to do but gets rewarded for it and at the same time builds a better relationship with the bigger company.

About the worst thing you can say to a good client is: No, we don’t do that.

15/100 How I Find Time to Make Media

I honestly have no idea. I’ve made a couple of short videos in the last, say, 8 years which is an appallingly slow rate of frames per year and I feel terrible remorse for not being more active. I’ve not made a single podcast though I’ve been a guest on the Spodcast (RSS, episode #28 … Continue reading “15/100 How I Find Time to Make Media”

I honestly have no idea.

I’ve made a couple of short videos in the last, say, 8 years which is an appallingly slow rate of frames per year and I feel terrible remorse for not being more active.

I’ve not made a single podcast though I’ve been a guest on the Spodcast (RSS, episode #28 if anyone cares). Again I feel like I should be doing more.

In terms of audio/visual media I’ve really only spent time cutting together some audio clips for friends who are organising Christmas plays and splicing some ringtones for my iPhone (which is ten times easier with the latest Garageband update).

In terms of writing, I’ve been getting a lot more done and that’s because lately I have a lot to say in terms of technology/startups. My gaming writing, in comparison, has waned because I tend to switch between the two topics: technology and gaming and get a little focussed on one or the other. I enjoy the writing to the extent that I’d love to do it for a living but that’s pretty much never going to happen (the top 5% of blogs account for 50% of blogging revenue, Reference) so I’ve got to investigate other options and new challenges rather than staying in my comfort zone.

So how do I find time?

Opportunistic Sniping.

Being mobile helps. I write using my iPhone, I write using my MacBook Pro. I write when waiting for the dinner to cook. I write when my SO is watching TV. I write when waiting in the car. I write during coffee breaks at work. I write late at night when the rest of the household is asleep. I write early in the morning as the household starts to wake. If out and about I email myself reminders or set alarms with reminders about writing topics.

I pretty much don’t write on the crapper, in the shower, while driving or while engaging in the crazy monkey sex, The rest of the time I’m reading, writing, reading up for the writing or thinking about writing. One day I’ll refocus and write the Great Irish Novel. Or not.

14/100 Presentation Skills for a New Conversation

Okay. The 10/20/30 Rule – It’s quite simple: a PowerPoint presentation should have ten slides, last no more than twenty minutes, and contain no font smaller than thirty points. The Lessig Method – the functional opposite of the 10/20/30 rule and best illustrated by the man himself (scroll to the bottom for video). In both … Continue reading “14/100 Presentation Skills for a New Conversation”

Okay.

The 10/20/30 Rule – It’s quite simple: a PowerPoint presentation should have ten slides, last no more than twenty minutes, and contain no font smaller than thirty points.

The Lessig Method – the functional opposite of the 10/20/30 rule and best illustrated by the man himself (scroll to the bottom for video).

In both cases the focus of the presentation is to capture attention though they use drastically different approaches. Pick one of them.

Essentially you want to avoid this:

Worst Powerpoint Slide Ever

From Seth Godin’s Blog. Used without permission

I think it’s tragic that I’ve seen powerpoint slides in $BIG_CORP that may have beaten this one to the title of “Worst Powerpoint Slide Ever”.

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13/100 The Best Parts of Marketing

marketing: the total of activities involved in the transfer of goods from the producer or seller to the consumer or buyer, including advertising, shipping, storing, and selling. To be honest, advertising is good fun. Putting an ad together and then seeing it in the flesh is fun. But other than that, the only part of … Continue reading “13/100 The Best Parts of Marketing”

marketing: the total of activities involved in the transfer of goods from the producer or seller to the consumer or buyer, including advertising, shipping, storing, and selling.

To be honest, advertising is good fun. Putting an ad together and then seeing it in the flesh is fun.

But other than that, the only part of marketing I really enjoy is the result. Now others may disagree and I’ve been known to talk animatedly about this product or that product which means in a very real sense I do a lot of marketing.

We discussed a few days ago on our company Jabber server that the RDF (Reality Distortion Field) is the core asset of marketing. If you can convince someone, even for just five minutes, to rethink their position and reconsider their preconceptions, then you’ve just hit the sweet spot of marketing.

Making someone believe.

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12/100 How Schools Could Use Social Media

At first glance, the association seems obvious. School is all about learning but also about socialising with other human beings (in the sense of trying to make you sociable). Pastoral care can also be a term generally applied to the practice of looking after the personal and social wellbeing of children under the care of … Continue reading “12/100 How Schools Could Use Social Media”

At first glance, the association seems obvious. School is all about learning but also about socialising with other human beings (in the sense of trying to make you sociable).

Pastoral care can also be a term generally applied to the practice of looking after the personal and social wellbeing of children under the care of a teacher. It can encompass a wide variety of issues including health, social and moral education, behaviour management and emotional support.

link, Wikipedia

Judging this, about utilising the positive aspects of peer pressure, the power of social media would seem to be greatly beneficial in a school or formal education setting.

Schools in this country, on the other hand, take a different view. They routinely block access, just like big companies, to social media web sites and punish those who try and access their services. The advantages of social media in terms of collaboration is rigidly controlled – and espouses a lot of the negatives. I loathed group homeworks because I knew that I’d end up doing the vast majority of the work because some people you could never depend on (probably because the peer pressure to not do the homework was greater than the pressure to do the homework).

Another negative aspect of social media was the recent suicide of a teenage girl who was harassed on Myspace by the parents of a girl in her school. Again, surprisingly these adults are not being incarcerated for cyberstalking at least.

By bringing social media into the classroom where it can be also viewed by teachers as well as parents, we could hope to get some increased transparency into the lives of our children as they grow and develop into young adults. By relegating it to an after-school pursuit, exercised while the child is at home and the parents may be trying to make dinner or just catch a breath after a days work, it becomes the province of the child alone. Parents and educators need to be embracing it – to use it as a way of spreading awareness and education, to help their wards make friends and at the same time, be on hand for when things turn nasty.

In the most simple terms I wish my kids schools would update their web sites regularly and would it be too much to ask to put together an RSS feed? I’ve done some work in this area for the campaign to improve Colby Park Playground in Four Winds and also with the What’s on Where for Kids web site. Having a school blog with comments open to parents would provide a very effective method of feedback and provides the simplest form of the read/write web, the essence of social media, turning the web into a conversation.

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11/100 My Children Will Do it Differently

I remember, about 100 years ago, in 1983 I was in school and being coached into writing a letter in French to a French person in return for a letter back in English. I remember not being utterly thrilled with the idea. About two years later a Spanish girl at a resort foisted her home … Continue reading “11/100 My Children Will Do it Differently”

I remember, about 100 years ago, in 1983 I was in school and being coached into writing a letter in French to a French person in return for a letter back in English. I remember not being utterly thrilled with the idea. About two years later a Spanish girl at a resort foisted her home address onto me as I climbed onto the bus to leave for home. She then followed me onto the coach and refused to get off unless I kissed her. I was horribly embarrassed as forty passengers on the coach sighed a collective “awwww” at the prospect of such young love. I was fourteen, she was sixteen. And it went nowhere. Making long distance friends just wasn’t convenient back in the 80s.

Due to life I made a lot of friends on the Internet over the years – some I got to know beyond their internet handles and some remain a bit of mystery. Some, I miss – like Coral and Wildeyes – and others I just keep good memories of. Making long distance friends had gotten a lot easier but because net access seemed to be restricted to diehard geeks and people in college, you might find that you lost track of people as soon as they graduated. And some people may not realise you were friends because your username now is utterly different to the username you had in college.

Later still, when I became single again, I made some more friends across the Internet. Some like Jared, Zach, Lewis, Stefano, Lynda, Ali, Suzi, James, Waleska and I’m sure there are others I could mention, have become regular friends. The girl I’m going to marry in 2008 I also originally met on the ‘net though it took a year of on-off real world friendship for us to become more than that. I love you, Arlene x.

What I’ve noticed about FaceBook, in the few months I’ve been there is that it adds very little to my online experience. It, and other sites, provide an online connecting experience for people where they can message each other, find old friends, make new friends and keep alive a tenuous connection which may become a friendship but may equally also remain as just a coincidence (oh, so we went to school together. How….quaint.) I’m not in touch with any of my classmates from school. I don’t know how it happened but I just didn’t have anything in common with them and it means that now school is a (very) distant memory, I see no reason to suddenly hook up with these people who, let’s be honest, I didn’t like much when I was 17 and I see even less in common with them now. The sentiment of “I knew you once” just doesn’t cut it.

I understand my experience to be comparatively progressive. While I’m impatient with the standard of social networks at the moment (FaceBook, Friendster, FriendsReunited, FaceParty, Bebo, MySpace, Orkut, LinkedIn and others), it’s more because I was using an analog of instant messenger and chat rooms back in 1991 with text-based MUD/MUSH games. QUB was surprisingly negative about the phenomenon but then their policies have always been short-sighted and their facilities excellent but crippled by jobsworths. Having friends online only has never been an obstacle for me. I have about 200 people on my buddy lists and though seldom more than 20 are online at any one time, I get enough feedback about them from their presence and seldom feel the need to actively communicate. Passive communication can be enough.

My kids are already waking up to a world where their playmates are not in the house next door. Whether it’s doing homework across a videoconferencing link, sharing ideas via email or instant messenger, meeting online with the Mii avatars to play online games or even just beating up Cogs in Disney’s MMORPG “Toontown” with other cartoon-themed players, they’re not going to be cognisant that in the “olden days” we had to travel to a friends house in order to play. Traveling will be one of many options – and I think it will be important to reinforce the importance of face-to-face play.

But this world of tenuous but less ephemeral connections I fully expect my kids to retain these coincidental friends for much longer on their buddy lists. Where I am wowed by the possibilities of the computer in my hand, I find non-technologists to be under-awed. Their understanding of what went before and what is possible now is not connected. They don’t necessarily realise how hard it is to build these networks and services – as much as I don’t really understand how a TV works.

I want to actively encourage their participation in these online worlds of connected presence. Where the four of them will have an online protected identity, connected securely to their friends and family.

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10/100 Somebody Has to Say It

…and I’ve developed a reputation as being a bit of a git so why shouldn’t it be me? Talking to the Infurious team this morning over IM, Aidan reckoned this would simply be an example of the “Wise Fool”, better known to me as the “wisdom of innocents” – the idea that some people speak … Continue reading “10/100 Somebody Has to Say It”

…and I’ve developed a reputation as being a bit of a git so why shouldn’t it be me?

Talking to the Infurious team this morning over IM, Aidan reckoned this would simply be an example of the “Wise Fool”, better known to me as the “wisdom of innocents” – the idea that some people speak the plain truth because they do not perceive the social mores which prevent some people from being honest. I remember talking to a friend of mine a few months ago and we had some issues. We agreed to be totally honest. Turned out that wasn’t such a good idea as many people are not ready for absolute honesty.

The worst thing about home truths is given away in the name. They are home, or relative truths – which is why I have been variously called everything between “the most honest man” someone knows to “a monster, a brute, a savage”. Both can’t be right? But yes, of course, both are right.

So, today I’m going to rant about religion.

I was reading on the OSX-Nutters list about what a great theory Buddhism is, how it encourages compassion for your world and yet the Dalai Lama considers homosexuality a sin.

There is no god. Get used to it. God, and religion, should be used as intended, simple parables for simple people to help condition them for life as an adult and instilling them with simple moral values. There’s nothing supernatural about Buddha or any of the other paths. They’re all just fables.

How can anyone read Genesis and take it literally? Why do people need the idea of a supreme being? What’s his motivation? Why does he consider homosexuality a sin? Why is he opposed to gambling? What basis does he use to consider birth control sinful?

For all of my life, my mother has been a devout catholic and it goes far enough that when she’s looking for something she’s also praying to a saint. And when she finds that something it becomes proof that the saint intervened. A similar example in the not-really-real religion “wicca” would be their steps to perform a “getting a new job” ritual. My friend, who allowed herself to be deluded by wicca for a few years, explained it to me. Essentially, you do all the things a normal person would do – like applying for jobs you’re qualified to do, researching the post, turning up to the interview well turned out, being personable…and then you perform a wiccan ritual. These steps will possibly get you a job. I beg your pardon?? Seems to me that if you did all of the preliminary steps but left out the silly ritual you’d get the same result.

There is nothing wrong with being gay. I’m a heterosexual man. I have friends who are homosexual men. There’s nothing wrong with them. I don’t understand how they can like guys because I find guys to be really ugly but they like nothing better than a stubbly chin and strong arms. There must be something in it because my Better Half also likes the stubble and the arms.

As he doesn’t exist, it’s impossible for god to hate gays. And even if he did exist, why exactly does he hate them? It doesn’t make any sense.

It seems to me that religion started out as a social contract. Respect your elders, don’t steal or kill in your community, don’t lie or spread malicious gossip in the community and don’t chase someone else’s wife.

Taken as a social contract, the ten commandments make a lot of sense. It’s only when someone added the godly bits that it seems to be become a load of codswallop. Don’t worship idols other than this one? Don’t use his name in an oath? Don’t work seven days in a row. What the hell is that all about?

In my Magnum Opus, Qabal, I wrote how primitive peoples added a face and a name to the sky, the storms, the sea in an effort to provide some understanding. We now know that these things are moved and changed through the operation of physics and chemistry. We don’t need to have a guiding supernatural intelligence to explain it when these things work according to observed principles. Isn’t it time we moved on from making up fairy tales in order to help us sleep at night?

I look around today and consider that money, religion and love have to be the three greatest evils in the world.

We’re not going to be able to get rid of love. It’s intrinsic to human nature. And our society is built upon trade, so money – or barter – will always remain. But religion? Let’s start to take a stand and consign God and religion to where it belongs – the province of children’s stories; comparable to the Tooth Fairy, Santa Claus and the Bogeyman.

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9/100 How I Find Blogging Ideas

To be honest, I’m not entirely sure. I read a lot of feeds usually several hundred posts in a single sitting and while reading I tend to create placeholder posts in my blogs so that they can serve as reminders of things I want to write about later. For example, the current placeholders I have … Continue reading “9/100 How I Find Blogging Ideas”

To be honest, I’m not entirely sure. I read a lot of feeds usually several hundred posts in a single sitting and while reading I tend to create placeholder posts in my blogs so that they can serve as reminders of things I want to write about later.

For example, the current placeholders I have are regarding digital nomads, the ghost (which CB calls the context engine), a comparison of the iPhone to a modern Blackberry and some commentary on recent posts by A-list bloggers. Not all of them will make it into final posts – some will be repurposed and/or deleted. But it serves as a digital notepad where I can leave some ideas and try them out later.

This serves me for the several blogs I write for – be that NiMUG, cimota, infurious, Mac-Sys Ltd, lategaming or the other couple. I don’t tend to write with an agenda – I write about what interests me at the time and so it’s possible to have blog post reminders wait for weeks and weeks while I organise my thoughts about it.

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8/100 Ways to Save a Bad Time at a Conference

For about a decade I was a regular at the gaming convention scene. I made a real effort to be busy over the entire weekend. Before we started Crucible Design this was a bit more challenging; not so much at the local convention because I was an organiser but at the conventions in Cork and … Continue reading “8/100 Ways to Save a Bad Time at a Conference”

For about a decade I was a regular at the gaming convention scene. I made a real effort to be busy over the entire weekend. Before we started Crucible Design this was a bit more challenging; not so much at the local convention because I was an organiser but at the conventions in Cork and Dublin, you had to make an effort to have fun sometimes. This meant either booking yourself into games or running them yourself. It meant, despite being sober as a judge, you’d ignore the awful smell of urine in the entranceway to the bars and your realisation that drunken nerds are actually more annoying than sober ones.

We learned quickly to make sure to book what we could, bring just too many books for comfort so we’d have choices recognising we could always pick up another game at the trade stalls and give that a go. Over time our sophistication increased as we included card games like Lunch Money in our backpacks and turning up at conventions became more of a social experience. I remember playing some memorable games in Cork and Dublin – SLA Industries, MERC2000, Traveller with the same people every year for a few years. It was really our only contact with them.

Without the safety net of friends or pre-packaged games, such as at IT conferences, you’re left with some conundrums but my suggestion is the same: make your own fun

We’re going to have to assume that you’ve done your preliminaries. You’ve gotten accommodation, you know where to get potable food and water and you’ve got some sort of access to the internet. You’ve made some sort of attempt to meet up with like-minded sorts beforehand but we’re in one of the days when your friends could not attend and so you’re left to your own devices.

  • Find somewhere safe to leave your baggage
    • Not metaphysical/psychological/emotional baggage here but the fact that most of the time I find myself tramping round conventions and conferences with a bag on my back. This was especially painful at gaming conventions as I was toting probably 20 kilos of books. At IT conferences, like Apple Expo, I’d have a packed bag with laptop. It wasn’t terribly heavy but it was wearying. And more importantly if you do hook up with like-minded fellows later on in the day, they will all have somewhere to ditch their stuff too before they go to the pub. Don’t be the guy with the huge heavy bag at the pub. Don’t be that guy!
  • Be curious
    • Seriously, what do you have to lose? If you see a group of people in a heated discussion about something interesting then listen in. If you see a notice asking for people to attend something then go to it. If there’s someone sitting behind a trade stand at the conference, then there’s going to be a 80% chance they’re bored too. Go and talk to them – you’ll learn a bit about their product or, if they’re just filling in, you should end up just having a chat. Even at Apple Expo with the language difficulties I’ve had some cool chats. And even a bit of flirting. Which is fun when you don’t really understand French. (At least I think she was flirting – she may have been threatening me with pepper spray, who knows!)
  • Set yourself a goal
    • Don’t just amble about aimlessly and give yourself blisters. Also – don’t just bury your head in a book. Conferences are social events, especially if it’s an Unconference. Make yourself some simple goals
      – talk to five people;
      – get five reciprocal swaps of business cards (or emails if that’s too old school);
      – attend three panels and ask one question at each
  • Don’t be afraid to leave
    • I know you’re there for the conference but don’t feel that during the open conference hours you have to stay where you are. For example, last time I attended Apple Expo I took 36 hours out and visited my friend Waleska in Lyon. It’s a 2 hour train journey from Paris but it’s the gastronomic capital of France and therefore will definitely be worth it. Likewise in Dublin or Cork, take time to pop out to the local shops, pick up a gift for your SO, eat somewhere nice.
  • Buy something you shouldn’t
    • I know, it’s not fiscally responsible to advocate this and in my case it meant me buying an iPod touch. And this then made me crave an iPhone. And as a result, my SO wanted an iPhone. So it quickly became a very expensive proposition. But it is an option and it’s worked at nearly every conference I’ve been to that has trade stands.

That’s it, these are my tips for making an unenjoyable conference into something to remember. I’m sure that others would come up with much more constructive ways – the obvious one being that if you’re not involved in something, start something! But if you’re the sort of person who does have a bad time at a conference then you’re unlikely to be the sort of person who can strut out into the crowd and make a bit of noise to start something.
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7/100 How Best to Comment on a Corporate Blog

Now this is a tough one and really speaks to the angry raving lunatic in me (the guy who writes probably 85% of the content on here). Companies tend to have two sorts of blogs – corporate and employee. At infurious we just really have employee blogs. We aggregate them into one but they’re really … Continue reading “7/100 How Best to Comment on a Corporate Blog”

Now this is a tough one and really speaks to the angry raving lunatic in me (the guy who writes probably 85% of the content on here).

Companies tend to have two sorts of blogs – corporate and employee. At infurious we just really have employee blogs. We aggregate them into one but they’re really just space for us to muse loudly about the things we like to talk about which may have a tenuous connection to software development for the Mac.

Corporate blogs are slightly different. The message is controlled and often peer-reviewed. If you read a selection of “Mac” blogs out there on t’internet then you’ll see that some of them are definitely indie Mac guys who have very “employee” focussed blogs (Daniel Jalkut, Gus Mueller) and some have a more corporate line (Martian, SpanningSync, Pixelmator).

A blog is really just the new way to communicate with your customers. If updated it provides them with some transparency. It’s understood why we don’t tell everyone everything but it can really help in a PR situation (in terms of reducing costs and increasing awareness). Enabling comments means you can have fully fledged dialog with your customers – and that can only be a good thing (if you’re actually trying to please them).

Commenting on a corporate blog is not as intimate as on an employee blog but that’s because the subjects are, for the most part, more detached and drier. It should therefore be handled in much the same way. Keep to the facts – engage with them – if you’re taking time to comment you obviously care but keep your angry head locked down if the comment is going to be negative.

I guess it’s no different to any other method of communication if you’re trying to achieve something. Be on topic, be polite and be friendly. Don’t jump on their latest PR blog post with a customer complaint, they’ll likely ditch it. There’s a good time and a place for anything.

Of course, if they’ve been ignoring you then by all means! 😉

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