some day people will build cities around this

The first time I heard of “Ginger”, the device that was to become the Segway, was through some Apple-fan web site which proclaimed that Steve Jobs said that, “some day, people will build cities around this”. From one point of view, he’s right. One day the streets, businesses and your home will have ramp access … Continue reading “some day people will build cities around this”

The first time I heard of “Ginger”, the device that was to become the Segway, was through some Apple-fan web site which proclaimed that Steve Jobs said that, “some day, people will build cities around this”.

From one point of view, he’s right. One day the streets, businesses and your home will have ramp access for you to use Ginger; but we should already be there in light of the disabled. Now, a transcript of Jobs meeting with Dean Kamen (with Jeff Bezos) paints a different picture. What’s kinda weird is that earlier this year, I met John Doerr.

But I digress.

The thing that I loved about the Segway was the thing I loved about the Sinclair C5, the Ford Ka and the New Bus for London.

These are transportation devices that were built for tomorrow. They polarise – you either love them or hate them (or ridicule them) but you can barely ignore them. (The New Bus for London was designed and is manufactured here in Northern Ireland by Wrightbus).

I think it’s important to consider what we build and always build for tomorrow. Create things that polarise opinions.

Consider that the Segway is illegal on both the footpaths and the public highway in the UK. It’s evident to me that we still build our cities around the width of Roman chariot wheels. How progressive.

MMXINI? SXSW? #tweetni Lolwhut?

MMXINI is the brand for the Northern Irish delegation to SXSW in 2011. It’s really quite witty. MMXI is the year 2011 in Roman Numerals. And NI is an abbreviation for Northern Ireland. Ordinarily I’d be a little sceptical of any “brand” that you have to explain in two sentences but I like the look … Continue reading “MMXINI? SXSW? #tweetni Lolwhut?”

MMXINI is the brand for the Northern Irish delegation to SXSW in 2011. It’s really quite witty.

MMXINI

MMXI is the year 2011 in Roman Numerals. And NI is an abbreviation for Northern Ireland. Ordinarily I’d be a little sceptical of any “brand” that you have to explain in two sentences but I like the look of this one.

The web site is at http://mmxini.com and you can also follow @mmxini on Twitter to get some additional updates. I’m hoping for some in-situ reports from some of the Northern Irish delegates.

So, we have 28 delegates to the interactive Segment and 20 or so to the Music segment. These are both heralded by some cool parties which are, of course, free to attend. You just have to get yourself to Austin, Texas!

The first is the MMXINI party on Monday night at 7:30 pm (two days away). You can register here and you can view the lineup (which includes several local bands here)

The second is the Belfast Rocks party on Thursday afternoon, yes, on St Patricks Day. What better time to come and hang out with a group of bawdy Irish musicians and digerati. You can get more information here.

Please let me know if you’re going to any or either of these events and if you take any photos, send them along. Obviously there will be copious amounts of free booze at both parties so it’s fair warning I’m not expecting anything too racy. And if you’re not there for the event and are from Northern Ireland, it wouldn’t hurt at all to re-tweet this about a hundred thousand times. Pretty-please?

And if you don’t know what SXSW is? Where have you been?

Anecdotes about the WWF #RSA

You can listen to the audio for last nights RSA event with HRH Duke of Edinburgh and Sir David Attenborough now. Forward to 32 minutes in for a classic. One of the great difficulties of the WWF was, it had a very good story so it raised an enormous amount of money. And then suddenly … Continue reading “Anecdotes about the WWF #RSA”

You can listen to the audio for last nights RSA event with HRH Duke of Edinburgh and Sir David Attenborough now.

Forward to 32 minutes in for a classic.

One of the great difficulties of the WWF was, it had a very good story so it raised an enormous amount of money. And then suddenly we thought, what about some projects? Well, the money was coming in much faster than we could turn out the projects. So we built it up…why aren’t we spending the money, wait-a-minute we can’t produce the projects. And we started throwing money at projects and people said “What are you doing with the money”, so we had to discover some means of tracing what was going on and making sure that people didn’t walk off with it because aid programmes, as you probably know, the money very seldom gets to the people who need it. So, I remember, we made a rule that we were not going to give any money to any projects, if they needed jeeps or landrovers or radios or whatever, we’d pay for that, we’d pay for people, their wages, but we would not give them any money to spend, and that worked quite well.

I got hold of a brilliant chief accountant and I said “How can we follow the way this money is being spent” and he said, “well, do you want to do it a hundred percent because it would be very very expensive.” And I thought well, yes, probably true, we’ve got to admit that there’s going to be leakage somewhere. It was quite interesting – because you don’t want to spend two hundred pounds or two thousand pounds chasing five bob, you know, it’s going in the wrong direction, and that’s what happens in the civil service.

Now go back and listen to the whole thing or watch the video:

#2012 – The End of the World earthquakes – it’s coming and there’s nothing you can do about it.

Twitter was abuzz with the news of a Tsunami hitting Japan after a powerful earthquake off the coast of Japan. One thing I noticed was the number of people asking why there were so many earthquakes recently and was this evidence of something bigger, more sinister. There were a few instances of “#2012” out there … Continue reading “#2012 – The End of the World earthquakes – it’s coming and there’s nothing you can do about it.”


Twitter was abuzz with the news of a Tsunami hitting Japan after a powerful earthquake off the coast of Japan. One thing I noticed was the number of people asking why there were so many earthquakes recently and was this evidence of something bigger, more sinister. There were a few instances of “#2012” out there as well – as if the Mayan doom prophecy could be more than a few shamen shaking sticks at the sky.

People forget that the Earth is old and massive. For most people it is the oldest and most massive thing they will ever come into contact with. And because of those qualities, people forget that the Earth is also a type of machine with a motor and a lifespan. And it’s part of a universe which, though young, is entirely more massive, more ancient and therefore almost as unfathomable.

We have to remember that modern civilisation, the observation and recording of the human species only really began a few thousand years ago and the further we go back, the fewer the records we have.

The Earth does not notice when we produce greenhouse gases or when we mine for ore or oil. It has no feelings about whether we should save the Arabian Oryx or the Yellow-tailed Woolly Monkey from extinction. It doesn’t bat an eyelid when our economic situation is dire or equally when organisms started to produce oxygen as a by-product about 3 billion years ago and created a toxic event which massacred billions of organisms. It didn’t even notice that the iPad 2 went on sale today.

The Earth exists as a small machine in a vast void, filled with other machines. By our best estimates, it’s about 4.5 billion years old and it doesn’t react to anything smaller than an impact from a body nearly as massive as itself (one of the the prevalent theories of how we have a massive moon).

When starting my car in the morning, I am used to the shudder it makes when I start moving. I’m taking it to the mechanics on Monday because of a loss of power when I hit over 3000 revs. My car is a machine. I’m using this as a simile because, as I mentioned, the Earth is a machine. Instead of a fuel intake it has heat from the sun, pressure from it’s own gravity and these feed an engine made up of a molten core of metal and rock.

Our land masses float upon the molten core like ice floats upon the water and the broken edges of the plates rub against each other. And when they do, earthquakes are the result.

Humans are arrogant enough to believe that the Earth-machine has any real agenda towards humanity. That it measures the passage of time in months or years and not in millennia. Our recorded civilisation is the briefest moment in the lifespan of our young planet and every earthquake could essentially be similar to the shudder of my car as it starts off. And that shudder, which on my car lasts about two seconds, could last a comparable amount of time relative to the lifespan of the planet – probably about 10,000 years (maybe more – I’m not a cosmologist) – longer than our recorded history.

So, in essence, the recent spate of earthquakes should be measured on a global scale with millennia-long timescales. We have virtually no data from 1000 years ago never mind longer periods. We have no datasets to compare to see whether this is a global catastrophe or just a shudder in the morning. The datasets on Wikipedia for the Largest Earthquakes By Magnitude covers from 1575AD to 2011AD and the Deadliest Earthquakes on Record covers from 525AD to 2010AD.

So, calm the hell down. It’s not the end of the world. It might, due to a “loss of power over 3000 revs”-type event, mean the loss of millions of lives or the end of our oil-based civilisation – but that’s a different thing altogether.

And if you’ve not watched Wonders of the Solar System or started watching the follow-up Wonders of the Universe – both presented by Professor Brian Cox, then maybe you should start.

2011-3-10

A meeting of RSAIreland to network while watching the live stream of “People and Planet”, a talk by Sir David Attenborough, chaired by HRH Prince Philip, the Duke of Edinburgh. The recording will be available soon. Sir David presented an extremely compelling tale of overpopulation and Prince Philip followed up with lurid tales of his … Continue reading “2011-3-10”

A meeting of RSAIreland to network while watching the live stream of “People and Planet”, a talk by Sir David Attenborough, chaired by HRH Prince Philip, the Duke of Edinburgh. The recording will be available soon.

Sir David presented an extremely compelling tale of overpopulation and Prince Philip followed up with lurid tales of his involvement with the WWF and how emancipation and education of women is probably the best hope for the planet.

Musing about ‘building boats’

Anthony Hutton of EyeSpyFX was also at the workshop where we had an audience with Sir Ken Robinson and Phil Redmond. He mentioned Foyle Punts and Drontheims (and specifically building and racing them) as a way of building a single community from the divided communities in the North West of the province. Sport is a … Continue reading “Musing about ‘building boats’”

Anthony Hutton of EyeSpyFX was also at the workshop where we had an audience with Sir Ken Robinson and Phil Redmond. He mentioned Foyle Punts and Drontheims (and specifically building and racing them) as a way of building a single community from the divided communities in the North West of the province.

Sport is a great way to instill confidence and self-belief but it is also important not to focus solely on tribal games (football) but on games where there can be small teams. I think Anthony’s idea is excellent.

That’s something I could get behind. I’d drive up to Derry to help out with that and maybe learn something. Maybe even build my own. [Insert Reality Check]

I also see a potential for making a Norwegian connection (maybe with help from the NPP) as the Drontheim is based on a Norwegian design.


The Drontheim or “Greencastle Yawl” from CCMHG (image used without permission)

2011-3-7

Two photos for the 7th March. Sir Ken Robinson and Phil Redmond. Related posts: TED: reviving Creativity Musing about ‘building boats’ Education should not be an assembly line at a factory The Medium is the Message: Pedagogy, Paper and Politics

Two photos for the 7th March.

Sir Ken Robinson and Phil Redmond.