Make the fork not hurt

“Being in IT is kind of like being a doctor with a patient who complains that “It hurts when I stick a fork in my eye.” John C. Welch writes a quick intro for people new to being a SysAdmin We, of course, being the logical sort, reply back, in all sincerity and earnestness, “Well, … Continue reading “Make the fork not hurt”

“Being in IT is kind of like being a doctor with a patient who complains that “It hurts when I stick a fork in my eye.”
John C. Welch writes a quick intro for people new to being a SysAdmin

We, of course, being the logical sort, reply back, in all sincerity and earnestness, “Well, you should stop sticking a fork in your eye then.”

The user, or patient will then look at us like we really are the idiots they believe us to be and say: “No, you don’t understand…I want you to make it stop hurting.“”

I looked at Jack for a minute, like he was fucking crazy, until he said, “The whole problem with IT is that some days, we just can’t make the fork not hurt, and that’s always going to be our fault. It’s why so many IT people drink like fish.”

It’s always been my contention that being a good sysadmin is a vocation rather than a job. Working in IT is 70% personality and 30% technology. You have to fix the problem while, at the same time, making the end user realise that it wasn’t their fault.

And that’s true. If computers worked properly then there’d be no need for sysadmins.

But yes, when a senior manager reads the sentence “clicking this button will overwrite your profile with an older, saved version” and goes ahead, it’s not necessarily the computer’s fault. But when working as a low level IT employee, your manager will receive a call from that senior manager, it’s not the computer’s fault and it’s damn sure not the managers fault, it’s your fault.

Even if you weren’t there, it’s your fault.

You see, you failed to walk on water. You failed to do the impossible.

Geek from "Beauty and the Geek", used without permission

You suck.

Capture the Flag

Today I started a discussion on 38Minutes called International Capture the Flag ARG. With a radius of 10 km, you should probably aim for 20 flags and maybe up to 10 players. With a radius of 5000 km, you’d probably only want 20-50 flags and maybe 100 players. The idea is that games can work … Continue reading “Capture the Flag”

Today I started a discussion on 38Minutes called International Capture the Flag ARG.

With a radius of 10 km, you should probably aim for 20 flags and maybe up to 10 players. With a radius of 5000 km, you’d probably only want 20-50 flags and maybe 100 players. The idea is that games can work globally – the only needs would be a GPS-enabled smartphone (smart enough to run the client). Players should be divided into teams and the web site for the game should provide an overview of the flags in real time.

It’s not an FPS, it’s just a Capture the Flag. you go to the location and hit update. The client tags your location and sends it to the server. Bing, you have the flag. Note, the flag location is just going to be based in LONG/LAT so some locations might be harder to achieve than others (ie, middle of a private estate, in a hospital). The GPS location needs to be fuzzy – because GPS not work so well indoors 🙂

If two people update in the same time period (say, 5 minutes?) then the flag should go GREY on the map until they’ve timed out (5 mins?) and one goes back to reclaim it.

To be honest, this is a casual game. The server would host (and maybe send out) daily reports on the number of flags captured

Alternate Reality Gaming Flags

Alternate Reality Games really give me a buzz. I’m not 100% sure how they make money (it could be the dreaded advertising).

Simon Meek asks: What are you thinking the pay off will be? And where will the community needed for it come from?

I haven’t worked a lot of that out yet. A lot of this I’m assuming will come from good design, a great interface and the expansion of local games. To sweeten the pie, wouldn’t you dedicate any sales of the client (yeah, sell it, why not?)

The game only works if you convince others to play and only gets interesting when there’s lots of people doing stuff so updates need to be relatively frequent (ooh, tie it into a Twitter ID which broadcasts updates, I like it!). By itself it should be relatively viral.

What’s happening in Ireland …

We’ve got quite a few things happening over here so this is a little micro-link blog post about the sorts of things you can see if visiting sunny Ireland. On Wednesday the 15th January, the Northern Ireland Science Park are holding a “Seed Capital” event about how to attract early stage funding for your venture. … Continue reading “What’s happening in Ireland …”

We’ve got quite a few things happening over here so this is a little micro-link blog post about the sorts of things you can see if visiting sunny Ireland.

On Wednesday the 15th January, the Northern Ireland Science Park are holding a “Seed Capital” event about how to attract early stage funding for your venture.

On Monday the 19th Jauary, Mobile Monday Belfast will be entertaining us with presentations and discussions about Location Based Services with speakers from Locle, RateMyArea and Anaeko.

On Tuesday the 20th January, OpenCoffeeBelfast opens it’s doors at 9 am in Charlies Coffee Shop in Bradbury Place, Belfast. The opportunity to mix with technologists, entrepreneurs and people with great ideas is too good to miss.

On the 28th January, there’s a ‘free’ Digital Marketing Roadshow in Dublin. This free one-day conference will bring you up to speed on successful digital marketing for your business. From designing a website for the user experience, through building brands online, leveraging search engines, social media, and blogs, to campaigns, online PR and digital marketing. Hear from high-profile, industry leaders during this information packed day.

On the 6th and 7th of February, Unconvention launches in Northern Ireland. Backed by Belfast City Council and the Northern Ireland Music Industry Commission, it will have an innovative format of participant-led panels, workshops, speed mentoring, open-floor presentations and informal networking, coupled with a showcase of some of our best musical talent, Unconvention will be the first of its kind in Northern Ireland.

We’re also working on an event for collaboration, learning and networking for the Irish iPhone development community. Discussions to be found at the XCake site.

those crazy kids

Yesterday I spent my day doing the ironing and dancing around the back room with the kids. Meggan spent the entire day with me and she was joined by our boys for brief periods. I ironed clothes and Meggan demanded the music – notably Katy Perry’s ‘I kissed a girl’ to dance to. Eventually she … Continue reading “those crazy kids”

image1459915226.jpgYesterday I spent my day doing the ironing and dancing around the back room with the kids.

Meggan spent the entire day with me and she was joined by our boys for brief periods. I ironed clothes and Meggan demanded the music – notably Katy Perry’s ‘I kissed a girl’ to dance to.

Eventually she got tired and the picture above shows what she did, unprompted, to ‘relax’ after her dancing exertions.

Infurious at SXSWi 2009

Chinwag have announced the list of companies they are taking on the Digital Mission to SXSWi in March (I say “taking” but you have to realise that the Digital Mission costs £500 in addition to your flights and accommodation so it’s not a funded trip by any means.). As far as I can tell, only … Continue reading “Infurious at SXSWi 2009”

Chinwag have announced the list of companies they are taking on the Digital Mission to SXSWi in March (I say “taking” but you have to realise that the Digital Mission costs £500 in addition to your flights and accommodation so it’s not a funded trip by any means.). As far as I can tell, only one Northern Ireland company is represented here.

They write:

Congratulations to the companies selected by the advisory board to attend the Digital Mission to SXSWi and listed amongst the 35 hottest digital SMEs in the UK.

It’s a shame that other companies were not included in the trade mission as we have some extremely compelling companies starting out here in the province.

Columbia University includes iPhone in Syllabus

Kevin Hoffman (dotnetaddict) writes about lecturing on the iPhone: I’ve been asked to do a couple of guest lectures for Columbia University’s upcoming mobile programming class on various topics involving iPhone programming. Before I discuss the actual material here, let me just take a moment to point out that allowing someone like me to speak … Continue reading “Columbia University includes iPhone in Syllabus”

Kevin Hoffman (dotnetaddict) writes about lecturing on the iPhone:

I’ve been asked to do a couple of guest lectures for Columbia University’s upcoming mobile programming class on various topics involving iPhone programming. Before I discuss the actual material here, let me just take a moment to point out that allowing someone like me to speak in front of young, impressionable minds is somewhat like allowing the wolf in the hen house. I seem to have lost all of my subliminal message PowerPoints, but rest assured that I will be making every effort to corrupt, taint, twist and otherwise warp the bright potential of these students into my own dark, twisted army of developers….

Are Queens’ or The University of Ulster doing anything for mobile at all?

SlingPlayer for iPhone: March 2009!

At home I have a Slingbox Classic which, to be honest, does not get used enough. The reason is because it’s connected to our Sky+ box which is in the ‘kids living room’ and in ‘our living room’ we have another TV with Freeview built in. The downside is that we have a limited number … Continue reading “SlingPlayer for iPhone: March 2009!”

At home I have a Slingbox Classic which, to be honest, does not get used enough. The reason is because it’s connected to our Sky+ box which is in the ‘kids living room’ and in ‘our living room’ we have another TV with Freeview built in. The downside is that we have a limited number of channels to choose from. As I don’t watch much TV, this isn’t an issue.

But still, it’d be nice to have SlingPlayer on my iPhone. And apparently it’s coming.

We’ve been working hard to bring the SlingPlayer Mobile experience to the iPhone and iPod Touch, and we are almost there! By Q1 this year we will submit our first release of our application to the iPhone App Store. Take a sneak peek!

Open a New Window with a Sneak Peek

The Creative Industries Innovation Fund

I attended the Creative Industries Innovation Fund breakfast briefing with Kate Keys (Sectoral Business Development Manager at the Arts Council) this morning at The Presidents Club in Belfast. It was hosted by The Creative Entrepreneurs Club, a networking group funded by Belfast City Council. The CIIF provides access to funding for many who would not … Continue reading “The Creative Industries Innovation Fund”

I attended the Creative Industries Innovation Fund breakfast briefing with Kate Keys (Sectoral Business Development Manager at the Arts Council) this morning at The Presidents Club in Belfast. It was hosted by The Creative Entrepreneurs Club, a networking group funded by Belfast City Council.

The CIIF provides access to funding for many who would not normally be able to access funding. For one thing, it covers:

  • services
  • content
  • events
  • originals

– a lot of which cannot be covered by InvestNI’s funding charter due to the type of work (content, services, events) or the expectations (forecasting of £100K revenues). The CIIF is therefore an important part of the framework – and for this reason, existing INI clients may not be eligible. This has to be taken with a pinch of reason – someone who attended the Start A Business programme 7 years ago is an INI client but would not be restricted from applying for this grant but someone who is in receipt of an InvestNI grant in the last three years may not be eligible – in all cases, talking to your client executive is important (and even dragging him or her to the discussion with the Arts Council might be useful).

The subject of ‘not being eligible’ drew some fire from the crowd but there are very good reasons for it.

  • This fund is for people and companies who cannot normally avail of InvestNI funding for whatever reason. InvestNI cannot normally invest in content creation or fund the running of an event highlighting creative work – this attempts to cover that.
  • EC Regulations regulate the amount of support that a company can receive in three fiscal years to €200 000. There’s a detailed page at the Department for Business, Enterprise and Regulatory Reform which explains this fully.
  • There’s degrees of interpretation here. Again, if you received the £400 marketing grant as a startup, you may indeed be eligible. If your company is a new startup based around a “Collaborative Special Purpose Vehicle” then it may be fine even if some of the collaborators were previous recipients.

There are two calls remaining for CIIF applications. One started on the 5th January and ends on the 5th February. The last call starts on the 7th September and ends on the 8th October. Applications will take approximately 8 weeks to process and feedback will be given if your application is unsuccessful – the guidance was to speak to them first, apply in the first call and if unsuccessful, obtain the feedback ad re-apply for the second calls.

The judging panel for these applications will have input from the Arts Council, InvestNI, the Department of Employment and Learning, The Department of Enterprise, Trade and Industry and the Department of Culture, Arts and Learning.

The CIIF is a part of the funding ecosystem of the Northern Ireland marketplace. It fits around the funding available from InvestNI, NIScreen, the Arts Council and other funding bodies.

I found it incredibly encouraging to be in a room which had run out of seating, where I was sitting beside an award-winning clothes designer and someone from an award-winning design and branding company. There were a few familiar faces as well – all keen to find out how their next great project can be turned into a reality.

60% of the fund will be going to fund 143 individual projects over the next two-and-a-bit years to March 2011. The remaining 40% will be distributed to Sectoral Bodies ( councils, universities, sector leads ) to run projects which will help focus on the themes of innovation, creativity, collaboration and entrepreneurship. The Arts Council are urging individuals to apply early and apply often. The demand received for this fund will help indicate a further and/or extended funding requirement for the future.

Worst Videographer in the World

As most will know, I got married in August and had a bit of a scare when the videographer seemed to disappear off the face of the earth and only got back to us two weeks before the wedding (after several months of emailing). Little did I know this was the start of the bother. … Continue reading “Worst Videographer in the World”

As most will know, I got married in August and had a bit of a scare when the videographer seemed to disappear off the face of the earth and only got back to us two weeks before the wedding (after several months of emailing).

Little did I know this was the start of the bother.

It took months for us to get even the first cut of the video post-wedding – and this was after a fairy story about having it posted to the wrong address (we checked the address he sent it to, they hadn’t received it). When we got the first cut, we were stunned to find the grainy picture, poor lighting and terrible sound. Now – I understand that a wedding is not going to be a studio but I would expect that we’d be able to, for example, hear the vows or most of the speeches or that the best mans speech wouldn’t be cut off just before one of the punchlines?

Next, the promise of two video cameras was not realised which meant that during the marriage vows, we can’t even see my face. Just one camera so we have a fetching view of the back of my head.

In all, the experience was less than negative – it was complete disaster. It’s taken us five months now and we’ve just given up and asked for the original footage because, to be honest, unless the footage itself is complete dross, my dog could do a better job of editing it. We sent an email requesting the tapes to be sent special delivery.

Your wedding day is meant to be the happiest day of your life and we were meant to receive:

Your day captured and presented in beautiful display cases with five copies to give out to friends and family.

  • All the shots from your big day.
  • 5 DVDs.
  • Attractive display cases.

We paid extra for him to film the bride getting ready at the house but he was late so only got the bride leaving for the church.

This is what we got in the post.

So, I’d wholly recommend that everyone avoid Mark Gillespie as a videographer for your wedding. He’s slow, unreliable, belligerent and even though he was paid in advance, treated us like second class citizens. We were subject to his whims. A thorough lack of professionalism throughout his work.

He writes:

Whilst considering which Wedding Videography company to go for, you have not only to consider quality but budget and style. This is why we believe that our wedding dvd packages are, and shall remain, highly competitive and flexible enough to incorporate any ideas you may have for the day. Our process fully involves you, from the very start, in the layout of the final production – from visual effects to background music.

Absolute lies.

He continues:

We use two Sony HVR-Z1 Cameras. From Sony’s professional camcorder range the HVR-Z1 records stunning picture quality in standard DVD video format or in the latest high definition.

Again, more lies. He used one camera and there’s no way anything was recording in DVD quality, never mind high definition. The sound was apparently from Sennheiser microphones? Maybe if they were buried under the carpet?

It just goes to show that having a nice web site doesn’t guarantee quality especially when the web site says:

Today wedding videographers are a penny a dozen with every Joe and his camcorder taking up the challenge, for a fee of course. That is why you need not only know that the videographer is experienced and competent, but that they use the latest equipment to ensure that your production is of the utmost quality.

The man is a charlatan and an idiot.

iBlogging

I was inspired by TheRonster to try out iBlogger after being faintly disappointed with the native WordPress application. The results are pretty encouraging though I’m not 100% sure that I like the editor – aren’t I a fussy bugger? Anyway – testing out a link and photo. Aha – links are listed at the bottom … Continue reading “iBlogging”

image1767343407.jpgI was inspired by TheRonster to try out iBlogger after being faintly disappointed with the native WordPress application.

The results are pretty encouraging though I’m not 100% sure that I like the editor – aren’t I a fussy bugger?

Anyway – testing out a link and photo.

Aha – links are listed at the bottom unless you hard code them and photos are at the top, again, unless hard-coded. Not bad. Will give it a go on the road tomorrow during Open Coffee.


Mobile Blogging from here.

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