At 2.20 am, ninety-six years ago, the Titanic sank.
Since then, it’s been pretty much public knowledge that Northern Ireland make a big deal out of crap.
I mean, look at George Best. His feet had more action off the field than on it, even when he was sober enough to stand, he wasted a liver transplant by returning to drink and still we hold him dear as a national hero.
So, we have Titanic and George Best. What other monumental fuckups do we hold up as our best and brightest in Northern Ireland?